Sunday, February 26, 2006
I'm ALIVE
When I walked into today...I had a laptop on my desk. Apparently my job has given me a laptop...a small Sony Vaio...nothing spectacular but nothing to complain about as well.
Now here's a little background on my job.... I DO JACK SHIT AT WORK BUT CRUISE THE INTERNET. However, they felt that I wasn't doing enough of that at work so they gave me a laptop to eff around with at home.
That works in my favor, for the simple reason that...I do not log on at home. I want NO evidence of me having used Dipset's computer. I don't want him tracking back and seeing all the sites I have been to. Granted, I think that I am rather good at stealth-mode on the computer...deleting files...temporary internet files and erasing my history...but either way...as computer savvy as DipSet ISN'T....would be just my luck his no-computer-skill-having self will run across THIS here blog....and man ol' man...don't think he'd be too happy about that.
So it's great that I have my own laptop to work on.
Thing is...this only proves to me how forgetful and idiotic the people at my job are. All during the summer last year we were all working from home. I was using MY own laptop. PLUS, my job just GAVE me a computer last year. My laptop is in storage and I never hooked up the home computer.... either way...I have me a laptop...Correction: I have 2 laptops and a desk top. Gonna give it to my girl Michelle and have her "hook me up" with some software. Although, since I work for a Tech company....it pretty much has everything on it.
SO now...I need a company car and a corporate A.merican E.xpress card....LOL
Back in the day when I was with Hoody (nickname inspired by Niki), I learned alot of stuff effing around with him. Not necessarily on his computer but because of him. I had to learn shit that he didn't know....because he was the most lying-est, computer-staying-on, always-IMing-est person I have ever met. This idiot thought he was hiding shit...but actuality...he wasn't. Found out on his computer that he was still fucking around with his ex, taking pics on his digital camera and loading them to his computer and composing Word documents for his ex's/fucks/bitches....he always thought he could get away with it...but time stamps usually fucked him up...as well as revised shit that he had saved to files he didn't even know existed. So all the things I learned, I have made sure that I leave no evidence of my ...foolishness on DipSet's comp. I use to and have blocked the ex from going on sites that I didn't want him on....I'd go to "Tools", "Internet Options", "Security", "Restricted Sites" and add the site I didn't want him having access to....LOL I would giggle myself crazy doing that shit. Leave it on for a couple of days....then take it off. Then when I checked his history again.....and see him going back to the site....do it again. Current has a fancy for porn sites. I can't have him using his money for that shit...after all, any money outta his pocket...is money out of my pocket!
Now here's a little background on my job.... I DO JACK SHIT AT WORK BUT CRUISE THE INTERNET. However, they felt that I wasn't doing enough of that at work so they gave me a laptop to eff around with at home.
That works in my favor, for the simple reason that...I do not log on at home. I want NO evidence of me having used Dipset's computer. I don't want him tracking back and seeing all the sites I have been to. Granted, I think that I am rather good at stealth-mode on the computer...deleting files...temporary internet files and erasing my history...but either way...as computer savvy as DipSet ISN'T....would be just my luck his no-computer-skill-having self will run across THIS here blog....and man ol' man...don't think he'd be too happy about that.
So it's great that I have my own laptop to work on.
Thing is...this only proves to me how forgetful and idiotic the people at my job are. All during the summer last year we were all working from home. I was using MY own laptop. PLUS, my job just GAVE me a computer last year. My laptop is in storage and I never hooked up the home computer.... either way...I have me a laptop...Correction: I have 2 laptops and a desk top. Gonna give it to my girl Michelle and have her "hook me up" with some software. Although, since I work for a Tech company....it pretty much has everything on it.
SO now...I need a company car and a corporate A.merican E.xpress card....LOL
Back in the day when I was with Hoody (nickname inspired by Niki), I learned alot of stuff effing around with him. Not necessarily on his computer but because of him. I had to learn shit that he didn't know....because he was the most lying-est, computer-staying-on, always-IMing-est person I have ever met. This idiot thought he was hiding shit...but actuality...he wasn't. Found out on his computer that he was still fucking around with his ex, taking pics on his digital camera and loading them to his computer and composing Word documents for his ex's/fucks/bitches....he always thought he could get away with it...but time stamps usually fucked him up...as well as revised shit that he had saved to files he didn't even know existed. So all the things I learned, I have made sure that I leave no evidence of my ...foolishness on DipSet's comp. I use to and have blocked the ex from going on sites that I didn't want him on....I'd go to "Tools", "Internet Options", "Security", "Restricted Sites" and add the site I didn't want him having access to....LOL I would giggle myself crazy doing that shit. Leave it on for a couple of days....then take it off. Then when I checked his history again.....and see him going back to the site....do it again. Current has a fancy for porn sites. I can't have him using his money for that shit...after all, any money outta his pocket...is money out of my pocket!
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