Wednesday, February 1, 2006
No Ass Havin'
Thursday I was starig at this chicks ass!
No, I'm not gay/lesbian/or bi...but yes, I was looking at her ass.
Why?
I have none!
Granted the older I get the bigger (well wider) it gets. My only saving grace is that I am soft...I was told smooth....smooth as butter. But smooth is nothing because...when I am wearing jeans...you can't SEE smooth... Men only see FAT ASS!
Which again, I don't have.
So yes, sometimes I look at broads asses...
I put "dibs" on the kinda ass I wish I had...you know...like you use to do when you were a kid ..I dibs that red corvette...or how my cousin use to always DIBS Tony Dorsette as her husband...me? I did Starsky...lol
Either way, I sometimes focus on an ass and am like "I wish I had that ass" or "Damn, she's got a fat ass", always thinking that if my ass was bigger I'd get more men. Now, don't get me wrong...I get alot...no, no you don't understand...I get ALOT of men....after all this is New York baby...but with a fat juicy ass...I am guaranteed to get even MORE! Am I greedy?.... lol
In general...I just like ass anyway...like a fixation. Well, not ass like MY ass (no ass) but ass that I can grip...hold, lick, suck, give hickeys on, or as DipSet does....he draws smiley faces on my ass every chance he gets. Told you it was smooth, so every time we are laying across the bed, he uses my No Ass as a pillow...and nibbles and bites (too damn hard!) and yes...draws pictures of houses and birds and doodles....like a little kid with a magic marker and a white wall...lol
So in telling you about me looking at chicks asses....
I got caught staring at a nice fat juicy ass on the 6 train on Thursday...
...dude looked at me with this look....it made me feel like I had got caught with my hand in the cookie jar...then he smiled and gave me the head nod...like he was agreeing with me about that being a nice piece of ass...LMAO I was slightly embarrassed...because I wasn't looking at her like I was tryna lick some fish...I HATE fish! lol I was just trying to picture her ass on me...and I got caught daydreaming about having this ugly chicks ass..........
*Huge Sigh*
No, I'm not gay/lesbian/or bi...but yes, I was looking at her ass.
Why?
I have none!
Granted the older I get the bigger (well wider) it gets. My only saving grace is that I am soft...I was told smooth....smooth as butter. But smooth is nothing because...when I am wearing jeans...you can't SEE smooth... Men only see FAT ASS!
Which again, I don't have.
So yes, sometimes I look at broads asses...
I put "dibs" on the kinda ass I wish I had...you know...like you use to do when you were a kid ..I dibs that red corvette...or how my cousin use to always DIBS Tony Dorsette as her husband...me? I did Starsky...lol
Either way, I sometimes focus on an ass and am like "I wish I had that ass" or "Damn, she's got a fat ass", always thinking that if my ass was bigger I'd get more men. Now, don't get me wrong...I get alot...no, no you don't understand...I get ALOT of men....after all this is New York baby...but with a fat juicy ass...I am guaranteed to get even MORE! Am I greedy?.... lol
In general...I just like ass anyway...like a fixation. Well, not ass like MY ass (no ass) but ass that I can grip...hold, lick, suck, give hickeys on, or as DipSet does....he draws smiley faces on my ass every chance he gets. Told you it was smooth, so every time we are laying across the bed, he uses my No Ass as a pillow...and nibbles and bites (too damn hard!) and yes...draws pictures of houses and birds and doodles....like a little kid with a magic marker and a white wall...lol
So in telling you about me looking at chicks asses....
I got caught staring at a nice fat juicy ass on the 6 train on Thursday...
...dude looked at me with this look....it made me feel like I had got caught with my hand in the cookie jar...then he smiled and gave me the head nod...like he was agreeing with me about that being a nice piece of ass...LMAO I was slightly embarrassed...because I wasn't looking at her like I was tryna lick some fish...I HATE fish! lol I was just trying to picture her ass on me...and I got caught daydreaming about having this ugly chicks ass..........
*Huge Sigh*
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