Writing My Wrongs

Instructions: ~Set Media Player (iPod Nano) to shuffle.
~Ask the following questions, and hit ‘next song’.
~The title of the song will be the answer to your question. It's not always going to make sense, but it should be fun.

Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: “Nobody Wants You When Your Down and Out” — Bobby Womack
"I use to live the life of a millionaire, spending my money honey.... As soon as my money got low...couldn't find my friends. Found myself alone."
Well damn! That's not a good sign...what's my playlist trying to tell me???? I ain't got no real friends?

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: “Little Red Corvette" - Prince
"I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last long... Baby, I'm way too fast....You need a love that's gonna last... Move over and give me your keys, I'm gonna take you anywhere you wanna be.... Baby you need to slow down"
I suppose this means that my life is nice and shiny to everyone looking AT me from the outside...but I am going to fast and I need to slow down in order for me to find love that's gonna last....?

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: “I can't Go On” — Tyrese"Please tell me that your coming back...I thought missing you was only for today... Why does the sunshine remind me of you... I need you in my life... Is there anything I can do to bring back my bestfriend"
Ok, this is a love song...so I'mma try and put it perspective...here I go....MY FREINDS IN CALIFORNIA ARE MISSING ME AND I NEED TO MOVE BACK TO OAKLAND

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: “I Wanna Get Next to You'” — Rose Royce (Car Wash sountrack)
"Sitting here in my chair, waiting on you..awww baby, to see things my way... But not a word do you say say, you don't even look my way... Spending my dimes, wasting my time, talking til I am black and blue... Can't you see, I wanna get next to you... Dreams of you and I go sailing by... My money is low, and I know I can't take you to the fancy places you might wanna go... Still, I wanna get next to you... You can bend me, shape me, make me...whatever it takes to please you because your my dream come true... I wanna make you mine"
Someone that I think of as a friend, wants to be more...? Make thyself known!!!!!

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: “Everything Is Everything" - Lauryn Hill
"What's meant to be will be... Change comes eventually... Don't except deception instead of what is truth... Who made these rules... Fear no human being... Develope a negative into a positive... What is meant to be will be... Let's love ourselves and we can't fail to make a better situation..." Tomorrow our seeds will grow"
Daaaaamn...SELF explanitory on that song!!! Be positive, love myself and change comes eventually!

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: “First Love" - Goapele"Six weeks into Spring is where we begin... I dreamt of fairly-tales.. I was waiting for a magical moment that would prove to me that everything would be fine... I'm making peace with you, making peace with myself..."
Get my head out of the clouds...stop fucking dreaming...life is hard as shit and that's just the way things are. There is no explaining it.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: “Hey You" - Chante Moore
Ok, this song is nothing but jibberish...which I suppose I can interpet as... fuck until I lose my mind and start talking jibber jabber and not to think about technique or he's pleasure but only of myself...lose myself in the feeling of extacy, to the point that words are not necessary.

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: "Heaven In My Eyes" - Jaheim
"When I look into your eyes, I see heaven in your eyes... When I look in your eyes, I can't believe your mine..."
That's how I think of the kids I already have...love those boys! And that's exactly how I felt when I looked in their eyes for the first time...I can't believe your mine!!

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: "A Woman's Threat" - R. Kelly
"My....ups my downs...my fault my this my that..."
This song bodes ill for the end of my life....am I gonna go crazy on someone for doing some foul shit to me and end up going 51/50 on someone and be taken out by the police or some murder suicide shit?????? OR if I don't straighten up...I'mma be the one that's gonna be getting all MY shit taking from me? I am at a complete loss on this....*I almost wanna wait for the next song and apply it...but I won't, I'mma play fair..*lips all twisted and arms folded*

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "You Got the Bomb" - Brian McKnight
"Keeping the smile on my face... I just can't get enough... You keep blowing me up... Every night and day I pray..."
This is what I get for having nothing but my "personal theme" music on my iPod...lol Ok, seriously...I should keep a smile on his face and my house will be in order? Actually that's some good advice...

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: "Sensuality" - Brian Culbertson
Instrumental...
So I am gonna have to interpet how this song makes me feel... Happiness is the moment right before I have an orgasm, the moment that I know that I am about to feel something that can't be described...it's about to come and I. am. excited! Happiness is knowing that I can make him feel that way too... I make him lose control for that moment in time. No empty promises, no words, no looks, just he and I elevating to another plane, where nothing else matters but that feeling...

Question: What’s my favorite fetish?
Answer: "The Greatest Sex" - R. Kelly
"From beyond this bed of mine I see, ceiling fans with you on top of me and the windows blinds are filled with rays of sun... And inside of your walls will dwell a Capricorn... The greatest touch... The greatest all night long... I know 12 ways to make your love come down... Secret places on you wil be found... I will feast on your body all night... The greatest chemistry... this is the best sex I've ever had..."
I have an ass fetish...but I took off Boo-tay by R. Kelly 2 days ago...oltherwise I AM SURE that that song would have came on for this question!!! However, since I am stuck with this one....ass + dick = The Greatest Sex LOL

This was fun...I have nothing but slow R & B songs and instrumental jazz.... so it was inevitable that I would have a hard time on most of these...trying to assimilate mushy shit with serious life shit...lol If you feel so inclined...you should do this too...make sure you let me know so I can check yours out....