Thursday, April 20, 2006
As I told hotGrrrl.....
Today it's tan and black with some leopard print shoes....feeling DANGEROUS today....I advise everyone NOT to look me directly in the eyes...I might attack.
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Just a little bitter, angry and confused...so I am going to a networking function tonight and taking it out on every fucking man I see. Not in a mean way...but in a yes-uhuh-ok-really-whatever-ni**a-just-buy-me-a-drink way. No one gets hurt, everyone leaves happy...and I leave full, in a taxi back up to Harlem.
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Don't you hate when people try to give advice that they themselves can't even follow. Back-tracking and recanting some ol' bullshit they said earlier. Buncha fucken hypocrits....get the fuck on YO! I know I sound mad....I'm not really feeling mad....feeling like "fuck this!"..... You ask fuck what?...fuck THIS!...everything! I'm shaking my head because it's everything...yet...it's not. You don't follow?...so the fuck what!
All I know is that it's been 3 and a half weeks since I had some satisfactory sex....ok, not that long but for y'all...THAT long! I ain't let that man touch me since we've been back from Puerto Rico...he gets no parts of Bloopty....... SO....maybe THAT'S it. Yes, y'all I am having a mini epiphany....maybe I need sex. Not just the fucking kind, not some old love shit...but just some basic satifactory sex. Some dick that just makes me cum...makes my shit wet and dripping down my leg....the kind where I-am-going-to-sleep-I-could-careless-if-you-rob-me-blind-'cause-that-shit-was hella-satisfactory-and-as-long-as-you-make-me-a-sandwich-on-your-way-out-I-won't-even-call-the-cops-on-your-ass sex.
So today...I declare today the day of satisfactory sex for me and all man kind.....if you get great sex...the more power to you but I am shooting low on the totem pole and finding me some satifactory dick. Tonight I am on the prowl. Ain't never had a one night stand but....tonight....just may be that time for me to hit the streets of New York.............and you know what? Fuck it I am going all the way..........I'mma have some one-night-stand-satisfactory sex with a man THAT'S NOT BLACK. Yeeeaaaaa, how you feel about them apples!
..........and today I am even feeling like telling my story about The Event. I am feeling grimey like a muthafucka............ok, well maybe not that grimey. SO I will write it and save it to my drafts...if I feel like being a bitch tomorrow too...then I'll post that story.
I'm out!
Today it's tan and black with some leopard print shoes....feeling DANGEROUS today....I advise everyone NOT to look me directly in the eyes...I might attack.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just a little bitter, angry and confused...so I am going to a networking function tonight and taking it out on every fucking man I see. Not in a mean way...but in a yes-uhuh-ok-really-whatever-ni**a-just-buy-me-a-drink way. No one gets hurt, everyone leaves happy...and I leave full, in a taxi back up to Harlem.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you hate when people try to give advice that they themselves can't even follow. Back-tracking and recanting some ol' bullshit they said earlier. Buncha fucken hypocrits....get the fuck on YO! I know I sound mad....I'm not really feeling mad....feeling like "fuck this!"..... You ask fuck what?...fuck THIS!...everything! I'm shaking my head because it's everything...yet...it's not. You don't follow?...so the fuck what!
All I know is that it's been 3 and a half weeks since I had some satisfactory sex....ok, not that long but for y'all...THAT long! I ain't let that man touch me since we've been back from Puerto Rico...he gets no parts of Bloopty....... SO....maybe THAT'S it. Yes, y'all I am having a mini epiphany....maybe I need sex. Not just the fucking kind, not some old love shit...but just some basic satifactory sex. Some dick that just makes me cum...makes my shit wet and dripping down my leg....the kind where I-am-going-to-sleep-I-could-careless-if-you-rob-me-blind-'cause-that-shit-was hella-satisfactory-and-as-long-as-you-make-me-a-sandwich-on-your-way-out-I-won't-even-call-the-cops-on-your-ass sex.
So today...I declare today the day of satisfactory sex for me and all man kind.....if you get great sex...the more power to you but I am shooting low on the totem pole and finding me some satifactory dick. Tonight I am on the prowl. Ain't never had a one night stand but....tonight....just may be that time for me to hit the streets of New York.............and you know what? Fuck it I am going all the way..........I'mma have some one-night-stand-satisfactory sex with a man THAT'S NOT BLACK. Yeeeaaaaa, how you feel about them apples!
..........and today I am even feeling like telling my story about The Event. I am feeling grimey like a muthafucka............ok, well maybe not that grimey. SO I will write it and save it to my drafts...if I feel like being a bitch tomorrow too...then I'll post that story.
I'm out!
# posted by Blah Blah Blah : 2:46 PM
