Tuesday, April 25, 2006
To My Half A Box of Condoms
It is a beautiful sunny Sunday, and my relationship status is such that I am cleaning out my sock drawer.
I get to the bottom, and discover 2 purple, foil squares.
Ah...old friends, I remember you well.
The optimism of buying a box of 6.
The butterflies in the stomach on the night of your unveiling. ....and now you sit abandoned.
And, it turns out, soon to expire. I'm a frugal sort. I hate wasting anything.
So now I've got a timeline for final deployment: Nov 2006.
I'm very task oriented--I love working against a deadline.
A promise... to my half a box of condoms.....*smile*
I get to the bottom, and discover 2 purple, foil squares.
Ah...old friends, I remember you well.
The optimism of buying a box of 6.
The butterflies in the stomach on the night of your unveiling. ....and now you sit abandoned.
And, it turns out, soon to expire. I'm a frugal sort. I hate wasting anything.
So now I've got a timeline for final deployment: Nov 2006.
I'm very task oriented--I love working against a deadline.
A promise... to my half a box of condoms.....*smile*
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