Wednesday, May 31, 2006
It Takes Two
I've been strategizing this whole "Bloopty Stop Cussing" campaign...so I decided to put up little jars at work and at home. Everytime I use sailor verbiage...I throw a dollar in the "pot"... I know your like...but it's your money! Yea, and I was planning to actually pay off some bills with my pot of over flowing cuss words....... Well I cheated last night and took out some quarters to wash clothes. Thing about it is...I drop off me laundry usually...me do laundry? Get the fuck heck outta here! Yet, I like to wash my own rugs...so...I stole some quarters from my cuss jar and washed my rugs. Oh shut up!!!!
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I completely missed out on telling you about my last 3 weekends and here we are approaching another one...so since I am NOT going to tell you about three weekends in a row I'll give you the synopsis:
1. Surj spent the night
3. Went to see Melvin Van Peebles Ain't Suppose to Die a Natural Death
4. Spent the night over The Itch's house
5. Surj spent the night again
6. Had a date with NotSoSure
7. Spoke more with Julian
8. Found a new blogger buddy who shall remain Anon to y'all
9. Went to GA
10. The Itch saw evidence of another man and all hell broke loose (is that vague?)
11. The Itch is going to DC for 4 days and I can already see that he's gonna be playing his "getback" card because of what happened.
I told NotSoSure that I have some unfinished business and that I would not be available to him...for dates or conversation. He took it in stride as I knew he would but then he said a stupid-man-thing, "Call me if you need my body...no strings attached!" Whatever bitch...we've never had sex...so what made him think that he'd be the first person I'd call?
Today was one of those days that my mind and body did battle before 5AM... it's now 9:05 and I am drained from the outcome. My mind won't rest. Well, it won't rest at the same time as my body. There are so many things going on in my head that I never truly feel rested. I was speaking to my HR Director yesterday...I asked him if I should be sending out my resume...he didn't say yes...he said he was. Great...so now I have to revamp my sorry-ass resume. I think this will push me to go back to school. Can I live off a part-time job? Hmmmm.... No, I don't think so. Maybe a night job to keep myself out of trouble and go to school during the day? Yea, I see this is going to require more thought. I am checking out job postings here.
I didn't have sex at the gym silly people. I worked-out at the gym and got sweaty...Got out of the shower, looked in my bag and noticed I forgot to bring an extra pair of draw'rs...hence, walking around for the rest of the afternoon...panty-less. The actual "get down" went down with TI this past weekend in GA. Actually, it was the night before he left for GA and once in GA while his mama was downstairs *heeheehee*
My daddy will be in Virginia this weekend for a conference...I was debating if I should take Amtrak down there and see him....still debating on that.
I will be going to LA in July for a friends and family picnic. I remember the first time I went. It was a warm Friday evening when I jumped upat 9pm and decided to take a drive down to LA by myself from Oakland. I called myself being spontaneous and figured I had nothing to do so I decided to take the scenic route down the coast on Highway 1... through Santa Cruz, Monterey, San Simeon by Heasrt Castle, taking the 17 Mile drive through Pebble Beach... now for those of you who don't know...Hwy 1 is a long and winding road along the coastline of California. It's beautiful........and dangerous at night.....in the fog.....no cell service..... I could not see the hood of my car once the fog started rolling in off the Pacific ocean. A couple times I almost drove off the cliff. There are no guardrails along some of the portions of the highway *I think that's on purpose*
Sidenote: I love the Geico gecko. I don't care what you think....I think he's cute and I wish I had a talking gecko.
I finally got to LA 3AM in the morning...a drive that should have take me 4 hours ended up takingme 7 because of the damn fog and damn Hwy 1. I drove back via Hwy 5...through the grapevine route. I arrived in LA and cruised my way to Long Beach to my friend Sandy's house....it's a he. The plan was for me to sleep on his couch....didn't happen. His brother was there and I ended sleeping with Sandy....well, I slept on his bed with my clothes on....he thought because of the hour and he thought I must be delirious....that I would give him some of my sweet sugarcane....I didn't...so this bitch had the nerve to jack-off in the bed right next to me when he thought I had fell asleep.....Dirty Muthafuckin' Bastard! I got up and left at 4:30 in the morning with no where to go and nothing to do, so I drove my way around LA...up to Magic Mountain, down to Hollywood, over to Santa Monica, back up on Sunset, through Echo Park and to Compton, through Pasadena up to parts of Altadena to a house I lived at in the hills.....until 9:30AM, when I stopped at a Howard Johnsons out at LAX and got a room....... Slept for 3 hours, took a shower and went to the picnic....and met a guy from Oakland there....who I ended up caravaning back to Oakland with and later dating..... SO yes, this year I am going to LA for the Friends & Family picnic to find me some new ass...as I may be looking to moving back to Cal. *WHEW! that was a long paragraph*
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I completely missed out on telling you about my last 3 weekends and here we are approaching another one...so since I am NOT going to tell you about three weekends in a row I'll give you the synopsis:
1. Surj spent the night
3. Went to see Melvin Van Peebles Ain't Suppose to Die a Natural Death
4. Spent the night over The Itch's house
5. Surj spent the night again
6. Had a date with NotSoSure
7. Spoke more with Julian
8. Found a new blogger buddy who shall remain Anon to y'all
9. Went to GA
10. The Itch saw evidence of another man and all hell broke loose (is that vague?)
11. The Itch is going to DC for 4 days and I can already see that he's gonna be playing his "getback" card because of what happened.
I told NotSoSure that I have some unfinished business and that I would not be available to him...for dates or conversation. He took it in stride as I knew he would but then he said a stupid-man-thing, "Call me if you need my body...no strings attached!" Whatever bitch...we've never had sex...so what made him think that he'd be the first person I'd call?
Today was one of those days that my mind and body did battle before 5AM... it's now 9:05 and I am drained from the outcome. My mind won't rest. Well, it won't rest at the same time as my body. There are so many things going on in my head that I never truly feel rested. I was speaking to my HR Director yesterday...I asked him if I should be sending out my resume...he didn't say yes...he said he was. Great...so now I have to revamp my sorry-ass resume. I think this will push me to go back to school. Can I live off a part-time job? Hmmmm.... No, I don't think so. Maybe a night job to keep myself out of trouble and go to school during the day? Yea, I see this is going to require more thought. I am checking out job postings here.
I didn't have sex at the gym silly people. I worked-out at the gym and got sweaty...Got out of the shower, looked in my bag and noticed I forgot to bring an extra pair of draw'rs...hence, walking around for the rest of the afternoon...panty-less. The actual "get down" went down with TI this past weekend in GA. Actually, it was the night before he left for GA and once in GA while his mama was downstairs *heeheehee*
My daddy will be in Virginia this weekend for a conference...I was debating if I should take Amtrak down there and see him....still debating on that.
I will be going to LA in July for a friends and family picnic. I remember the first time I went. It was a warm Friday evening when I jumped upat 9pm and decided to take a drive down to LA by myself from Oakland. I called myself being spontaneous and figured I had nothing to do so I decided to take the scenic route down the coast on Highway 1... through Santa Cruz, Monterey, San Simeon by Heasrt Castle, taking the 17 Mile drive through Pebble Beach... now for those of you who don't know...Hwy 1 is a long and winding road along the coastline of California. It's beautiful........and dangerous at night.....in the fog.....no cell service..... I could not see the hood of my car once the fog started rolling in off the Pacific ocean. A couple times I almost drove off the cliff. There are no guardrails along some of the portions of the highway *I think that's on purpose*
Sidenote: I love the Geico gecko. I don't care what you think....I think he's cute and I wish I had a talking gecko.
I finally got to LA 3AM in the morning...a drive that should have take me 4 hours ended up takingme 7 because of the damn fog and damn Hwy 1. I drove back via Hwy 5...through the grapevine route. I arrived in LA and cruised my way to Long Beach to my friend Sandy's house....it's a he. The plan was for me to sleep on his couch....didn't happen. His brother was there and I ended sleeping with Sandy....well, I slept on his bed with my clothes on....he thought because of the hour and he thought I must be delirious....that I would give him some of my sweet sugarcane....I didn't...so this bitch had the nerve to jack-off in the bed right next to me when he thought I had fell asleep.....Dirty Muthafuckin' Bastard! I got up and left at 4:30 in the morning with no where to go and nothing to do, so I drove my way around LA...up to Magic Mountain, down to Hollywood, over to Santa Monica, back up on Sunset, through Echo Park and to Compton, through Pasadena up to parts of Altadena to a house I lived at in the hills.....until 9:30AM, when I stopped at a Howard Johnsons out at LAX and got a room....... Slept for 3 hours, took a shower and went to the picnic....and met a guy from Oakland there....who I ended up caravaning back to Oakland with and later dating..... SO yes, this year I am going to LA for the Friends & Family picnic to find me some new ass...as I may be looking to moving back to Cal. *WHEW! that was a long paragraph*
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