Friday, June 2, 2006
@ So Wise: When Keeping It Real....
GOES TERRIBLY WRONG!!!
Keep it Real...
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
A rich man's happy wife. Point blank!
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Maybe the president...but even then it's not a slap I wanna deliver...more like scream BITCH and put a bullet in his head but not slap. I reserve slapping-the-shit-out-of-someone for bitch ass ex's and bitch ass broads that are on that ignorant shit....that's a whole lot of people huh?
3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
Not excepting everything he was willing to give and not banking all the money that ran through my fingers when I was with him. Just wasnt yet financially savvy. Bad credit.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
I would have to give up music...I tend to use music as background noise. Also, I'd rather read a book than listen to music or watch tv....I don't mind the quiet.
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
Easy ass question...I have no T&A ...I've been using common sense all this time to get men...so of course....I want the common sense. Plus, men will talk to anything that has a hole.
Man making a pass:"Hey how YOU doin?" Wooden fence: silence, wood creaking from the wind... LMAO
6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Depends on my mood, but I think it would be Simply Put. We have some great conversation.
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach?
Cool Breeze... he seems cuddily and I bet he's fun as hell. But if I could pick two...I'd pick V. Anthony...he seems very s.e.n.s.u.a.l. *the Very Rev...he's like the one I was describing*wink wink*
8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
1. Brian Culbertson... Sensuality...album: It's On Tonight
2. Commadors...Easy...album: The Ultimate Collection
3. Tears for Fears...Shout...album: Tears Roll Down:Greatest Hits
4. Slick Rick...The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
5. Carwash Soundtrack
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Your trying to fuckin jinx shit Wise... I don't like this question..it's scary anyway you look at it. I'd want to go before my boys!
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
My biggest insecurity...is that I am short. Not super short but if I was 5'7...that'd be perfect...but then again...I am sure that I'd have another insecurity to counter that one...lol
11. What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them?
I start with VAR and work my way down my list...then I go to Slish's page and check out his blogroll because I am too lazy to add them to mine.
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
Actually pee'd on myself? Like in my pants and had a big ol' pee spot between my legs? Maaaaybe 5 years ago...and that's a huge maybe... I don't remmeber.
A month ago I was hungover and throwing up...a little squeezed out as I was projecting bile into the toilet...but I had a thong-liner on, soo....my panties didn't get wet....does that count?
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
I can't remember my first kiss....so it musta been wack! I don't remember my first check either...but money always trumps a kiss.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
I have two boys...15 and 12.
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?Six pack of what, Corona Lights??
I'd take the money. Point Blank!
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
I'd do without eyebrows...I could always draw them on with an brow brush...or liner...or tattoo'd on...or glued on...or...LOL
17. What makes you angry?
Bitch ass people...that is a blanket for e'eryone that remotely fits that bill.
18. What makes you horny?
Lightening and thunder (last night was a doozy). Alcohol. Music. Thick thighs. Nice ass.
19. What makes you nervous?
People that have no regard for life.
20. What makes you smile?
My boys. Sunny days. Good food. Good company.
Keep it Real...
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
A rich man's happy wife. Point blank!
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Maybe the president...but even then it's not a slap I wanna deliver...more like scream BITCH and put a bullet in his head but not slap. I reserve slapping-the-shit-out-of-someone for bitch ass ex's and bitch ass broads that are on that ignorant shit....that's a whole lot of people huh?
3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
Not excepting everything he was willing to give and not banking all the money that ran through my fingers when I was with him. Just wasnt yet financially savvy. Bad credit.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
I would have to give up music...I tend to use music as background noise. Also, I'd rather read a book than listen to music or watch tv....I don't mind the quiet.
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
Easy ass question...I have no T&A ...I've been using common sense all this time to get men...so of course....I want the common sense. Plus, men will talk to anything that has a hole.
Man making a pass:"Hey how YOU doin?" Wooden fence: silence, wood creaking from the wind... LMAO
6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Depends on my mood, but I think it would be Simply Put. We have some great conversation.
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach?
Cool Breeze... he seems cuddily and I bet he's fun as hell. But if I could pick two...I'd pick V. Anthony...he seems very s.e.n.s.u.a.l. *the Very Rev...he's like the one I was describing*wink wink*
8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
1. Brian Culbertson... Sensuality...album: It's On Tonight
2. Commadors...Easy...album: The Ultimate Collection
3. Tears for Fears...Shout...album: Tears Roll Down:Greatest Hits
4. Slick Rick...The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
5. Carwash Soundtrack
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Your trying to fuckin jinx shit Wise... I don't like this question..it's scary anyway you look at it. I'd want to go before my boys!
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
My biggest insecurity...is that I am short. Not super short but if I was 5'7...that'd be perfect...but then again...I am sure that I'd have another insecurity to counter that one...lol
11. What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them?
I start with VAR and work my way down my list...then I go to Slish's page and check out his blogroll because I am too lazy to add them to mine.
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
Actually pee'd on myself? Like in my pants and had a big ol' pee spot between my legs? Maaaaybe 5 years ago...and that's a huge maybe... I don't remmeber.
A month ago I was hungover and throwing up...a little squeezed out as I was projecting bile into the toilet...but I had a thong-liner on, soo....my panties didn't get wet....does that count?
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
I can't remember my first kiss....so it musta been wack! I don't remember my first check either...but money always trumps a kiss.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
I have two boys...15 and 12.
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?Six pack of what, Corona Lights??
I'd take the money. Point Blank!
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
I'd do without eyebrows...I could always draw them on with an brow brush...or liner...or tattoo'd on...or glued on...or...LOL
17. What makes you angry?
Bitch ass people...that is a blanket for e'eryone that remotely fits that bill.
18. What makes you horny?
Lightening and thunder (last night was a doozy). Alcohol. Music. Thick thighs. Nice ass.
19. What makes you nervous?
People that have no regard for life.
20. What makes you smile?
My boys. Sunny days. Good food. Good company.
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