Wednesday, June 28, 2006
That Chick Has Gon’ and Shot Me!!!
With a damn tag…I’m telling you these young whipper-snappers (RD & Wise) be disrespecting their elders and whatnot. Told Wise way back when (last month) that this taggin’ shit wasn’t cool AT ALL…. In my responses…I told ALL and SUNDRY (who she?), that I ain’t doin’ no more tags. However, Royce’s Daughter takes upon herself to hassle the elderly (me) and it seems like she’s the type to bug me about it…like a damn gnat at a picnic… SO here is the nasty lil questions from that nasty gal.
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
If we’re talking satisfactory sex…Hell yes. GREAT SEX…Hell no.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Depends on what you mean by “PUBLIC”… I mean in the park isn’t really public if it’s dark outside. On the beach during a beach party under a blanket isn’t really public. In the movies on the back row isn’t really public because it’s dark AND no one else was on the back row. The deep end of the swimming pool isn’t in public if everyone else is down in the shallow end. At a club isn’t in public if I am behind a bar that’s not being used.
Is it?
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Y’all ain’t wanna know…. I fell off the bed…headfirst…with my naked ass in the air as he kept pumpin’ the cooch…muthascooter wouldn’t stop…BITCH let me get up!!! I laughed so hard I caught a cramp in my calf… He just stood there all solider stiff and said… WHAT, come on, whatchu waitin’ for.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
The pure pleasure of making-like with someone that means a lot to you and he is working the fuck outta those kinks…. Yea *whew!* I’ve done had a tear or two drop. Then again, there is that time I boo-hoo’d all through the sex because I was snotty nosed drunk…but that ain’t nuffin’ new.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I like to cuddle watching tv, I like to cuddle when I’m tryin’ to get some…
Afterwards, get off me…get off me…it’s hooooot!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yo, I’m done playin’…get off me!!!! I ain’t gonna make his ass feel like you came with it!… He needs to know he isn’t satisfying and he needs to LEARN!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I ain’t good at it. Talk all the dirty talk you want…but don’t call me a bitch and don’t ask me to put my finger in your ass….we’ll be A-OK.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
I don’t make a habit out of that but unfortunately yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Da hell kind of question is that? Cain’t NO ONE compare to fantasizing about Don Cheadle (shuddit up!)
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
I’ve never had a one-night stand. Shouldn’t every human on earth have at least ONE good one-night stand story to tell? I’mma have one…just you wait!
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
I am not sharing…I’mma greedy chick!!! I want it for all MINES, bitch get your own!!!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Sometimes it’s a distraction…’cause it seems like they getting’ theirs like Daaaaamn. While I’m tellin’ dude that “I’m done” (line from #7)
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I use to think of Mr. M.arcus but that was until I saw him wipe his cum off some chicks ass with his finger……………and then he licked said finger….GgggggROSSS So now I stay focused on who’s on top of me.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes…but WHILE trying to put it ON! I don’t recall during…. I don’t recall….
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
I came into work with rug burns on my knees AND forehead. Back when I was married…we were young…you know, trying diff positions and whatnot… I know now, there’s some shit that just shouldn’t be tried!
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
18!
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Not a single person.
Shooooot, I squeeze my coochie muscles real tight and think of a nice fat juicy dick…I can make myself cum and keep it movin’.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Answer to the first answer in #18: The only way that’s IMpossible…is if Don Cheadle walks into my office right now and then I’d HAVE to have sex…which would be #2… I’d probably do #4 and which would make #16
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm always horny. Or is that always wet? Hmmmm, either way…I could definitely go for some GREAT sex.
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Royce’s Daughter really isn’t my type… Iffin’ she was born a well endowed, muscly, at least 6 foot black dude…then yea, I’d wanna have sex with the person that posted this.
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I refuse to tag anyone...yet.........................there are a couple that I want to voyuer into their sex lives............aww, never mind...y'all ain't need to know who I am crushin' on.
B-E-Z
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
If we’re talking satisfactory sex…Hell yes. GREAT SEX…Hell no.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Depends on what you mean by “PUBLIC”… I mean in the park isn’t really public if it’s dark outside. On the beach during a beach party under a blanket isn’t really public. In the movies on the back row isn’t really public because it’s dark AND no one else was on the back row. The deep end of the swimming pool isn’t in public if everyone else is down in the shallow end. At a club isn’t in public if I am behind a bar that’s not being used.
Is it?
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Y’all ain’t wanna know…. I fell off the bed…headfirst…with my naked ass in the air as he kept pumpin’ the cooch…muthascooter wouldn’t stop…BITCH let me get up!!! I laughed so hard I caught a cramp in my calf… He just stood there all solider stiff and said… WHAT, come on, whatchu waitin’ for.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
The pure pleasure of making-like with someone that means a lot to you and he is working the fuck outta those kinks…. Yea *whew!* I’ve done had a tear or two drop. Then again, there is that time I boo-hoo’d all through the sex because I was snotty nosed drunk…but that ain’t nuffin’ new.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
I like to cuddle watching tv, I like to cuddle when I’m tryin’ to get some…
Afterwards, get off me…get off me…it’s hooooot!
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yo, I’m done playin’…get off me!!!! I ain’t gonna make his ass feel like you came with it!… He needs to know he isn’t satisfying and he needs to LEARN!
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I ain’t good at it. Talk all the dirty talk you want…but don’t call me a bitch and don’t ask me to put my finger in your ass….we’ll be A-OK.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
I don’t make a habit out of that but unfortunately yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Da hell kind of question is that? Cain’t NO ONE compare to fantasizing about Don Cheadle (shuddit up!)
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
I’ve never had a one-night stand. Shouldn’t every human on earth have at least ONE good one-night stand story to tell? I’mma have one…just you wait!
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
I am not sharing…I’mma greedy chick!!! I want it for all MINES, bitch get your own!!!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Sometimes it’s a distraction…’cause it seems like they getting’ theirs like Daaaaamn. While I’m tellin’ dude that “I’m done” (line from #7)
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I use to think of Mr. M.arcus but that was until I saw him wipe his cum off some chicks ass with his finger……………and then he licked said finger….GgggggROSSS So now I stay focused on who’s on top of me.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes…but WHILE trying to put it ON! I don’t recall during…. I don’t recall….
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
I came into work with rug burns on my knees AND forehead. Back when I was married…we were young…you know, trying diff positions and whatnot… I know now, there’s some shit that just shouldn’t be tried!
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
18!
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Not a single person.
Shooooot, I squeeze my coochie muscles real tight and think of a nice fat juicy dick…I can make myself cum and keep it movin’.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Answer to the first answer in #18: The only way that’s IMpossible…is if Don Cheadle walks into my office right now and then I’d HAVE to have sex…which would be #2… I’d probably do #4 and which would make #16
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I'm always horny. Or is that always wet? Hmmmm, either way…I could definitely go for some GREAT sex.
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
Royce’s Daughter really isn’t my type… Iffin’ she was born a well endowed, muscly, at least 6 foot black dude…then yea, I’d wanna have sex with the person that posted this.
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I refuse to tag anyone...yet.........................there are a couple that I want to voyuer into their sex lives............aww, never mind...y'all ain't need to know who I am crushin' on.
B-E-Z
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