Friday, July 7, 2006
And It Went a Little Something Like...
a carousel of faces/places/words.
Seems as if I am getting my ass blasted for not posting my goings-on like I use to.....so this post is for nostalgia purposes... I give you...
My Weekend Update... (watered down version for those easily influenced)
Started last Thursday. ...I was suppose to play pool with a friend of mine on Thursday since I need to practice because league starts next month....and I haven't seen this particular friend in a minute. I got off early from work and went to get mani/pedi....and forgot about ol' dude at the pool hall!!! Thing about it is that I had just gotten off the phone with him maybe 2 hours before. Believe me ladies...this isn't the type of man a woman forgets *wink wink* Well....except I did...didn't I.... *huge sigh* When he called me to ask where the fuck I was....I had to lie.
I am thee worst liar of all time...seriously. I stutter and laugh through that shit...he of course didn't buy it and told me I suck. *double huge sigh*...I seem to have gotten a text message, a IM message and a phone call with people telling me...I suck. *heeheehee, my usual response is...yes, I do and I am very good at it*
Friday morning arrives, I take a shower and lay back down...call my job and tell them I am running late... I was just tired and lazy and didn't feel like rushing to work. I get a text message as I am leaving my pad mid-morning..."I'm the Juggernaunt, Bitch!!!" Ok, so Zed made it into town...lol
I got to work at approximately 11:15...I left work at approximately 12:45 to meet Zed and Will for lunch at Cabana's. Get down to South Street Seaport and this....African is having a shirt made...some bullshit that said...I heart KZ (if I see anyone of those blogger girlfriends wearing that shit...I am straight clowning!) Will got his food to go, Zed and I ended up staying in the restaurant until 3:30 then walking back to his hotel. Zed had to shave, change his clothes (he's a boxers man) and lay across the bed as we wait for the others.... 2 hours later Organized Noise came through with his cousin, we met up with Will and then we were off to Deweys to meet up with Slish, Berry and Cocoa Girl. The boys had a flashback moment...more like the whole evening...between ON doing his dance moves (he was remembering whole dance routines from New Edition) Will and Zed were doing back-up singing and reminiscing about when each song came out.
Will and I took a cab uptown...
(SOMEONE PLEASE ask Will about his tall girl/tall guy theory...PLEASE!!!)
... and I waited up until my Jersey piece came over....we took a walk around Harlem, just talking and laughing it was a wonderful night with a little breeze...we stayed up until 5AM.
I literally made him leave at 5:15... "you gotta go, my husband get's off at 5 and it takes him 30 minutes to get home" .... I then proceed to jump up and look out my window.... I guess he was like WTFuck?! and got dressed and left. I just needed some sleep because I had someone picking me up at 7AM and I knew I had a full day ahead of me...
Yea, he called me and asked me if I was serious about a husband...he sorta had an attitude! No baby, I wasn't serious....I just needed to sleep...by myself. He laughed and said..."I didn't think you were married!" *he-don't-know-me-vewy-well*
Two hours later I am up, showered and waiting on this dude to arrive. I am starving!
As y'all know, I wasn't going to Slish and Phoenix's BBQ... I had some unnecessary bullshit to get into. Once that bullshit was taken care of...I went shopping and then FINALLY back home, showered again and laying butt-booty-naked across the bed with the fan blowing....
In the last 72 hours I have only had an 4 hours of sleep. My body was hurting, my mind was racing and I still had plans for Saturday night and all day Sunday....so I rested on the 6th day; Saturday. Saturday at 10PM...I am up and at it again....FUCK!
Sunday morning arrives...replica of Saturday morning......
"husband's off at 5AM...blah blah and BLAH!" Jersey dude asked me...what I was doing for the day...explained it out in detail for him...he asked if it was with friends or was I spending the day with a "date"....HUH? Well....since you asked...it's more along the lines of a date.
....silence...."
"ok, well have a good day just don't have any fucking fun!"
I laughed because it was a stupid male comment...but don't think I didn't catalogue that shit in my memory bank for future reference. Just like I did when he text'd message me the later that afternoon.
Day is filled with 1) brunch 2) Zoo and 3) an arguement 4) Chi.li Cr.ab Sin.gap.ore F.est in BK by myself (While at this function I get a text message from the sleep-over...the text is...
"he's not as cute as I am"
"no baby, he's not as cute as you.....he may be nicer tho"
HA! Play with me muthafucka!
Next text...."how so"
Mine to him..."he bought me some stuff"....
"Is that all? I can buy you nice stuff too."
He fell into that sandtrap y'all....pray for him because he's about to have a bumpy ride dealing with me.)
5) RAIDER GAME THAT THEY WON 16-10 @ "young dude"s apartment, who I have decided is to be my muse for the remainder of summer 'cause he's TOO DAMN young for me to keep him around any longer...(summer ends this month, right?)
....and then, home by 11 so I can meet my friend from the last 2 nights at the apartment...
He left at 4:30AM because he had to be at work in Jersey....
Tonight the lovely Delaeuverses will be reading at Bar 13 on E. Houston (that's Hous-Ton...not Hooo-Stun, TX), so I will be seeing her tonight....
Iam too old for this shit...but I love being single. Like I always say...I'mma better friend than girlfriend.
So now you know, I do what I do... My weekdays are for networking, my weekends are not spent on partying and clubbing...my weekends are made for watering seeds I've already planted..... this shit needs to pay off soon...mama needs a new pair of shoes!
Seems as if I am getting my ass blasted for not posting my goings-on like I use to.....so this post is for nostalgia purposes... I give you...
My Weekend Update... (watered down version for those easily influenced)
Started last Thursday. ...I was suppose to play pool with a friend of mine on Thursday since I need to practice because league starts next month....and I haven't seen this particular friend in a minute. I got off early from work and went to get mani/pedi....and forgot about ol' dude at the pool hall!!! Thing about it is that I had just gotten off the phone with him maybe 2 hours before. Believe me ladies...this isn't the type of man a woman forgets *wink wink* Well....except I did...didn't I.... *huge sigh* When he called me to ask where the fuck I was....I had to lie.
I am thee worst liar of all time...seriously. I stutter and laugh through that shit...he of course didn't buy it and told me I suck. *double huge sigh*...I seem to have gotten a text message, a IM message and a phone call with people telling me...I suck. *heeheehee, my usual response is...yes, I do and I am very good at it*
Friday morning arrives, I take a shower and lay back down...call my job and tell them I am running late... I was just tired and lazy and didn't feel like rushing to work. I get a text message as I am leaving my pad mid-morning..."I'm the Juggernaunt, Bitch!!!" Ok, so Zed made it into town...lol
I got to work at approximately 11:15...I left work at approximately 12:45 to meet Zed and Will for lunch at Cabana's. Get down to South Street Seaport and this....African is having a shirt made...some bullshit that said...I heart KZ (if I see anyone of those blogger girlfriends wearing that shit...I am straight clowning!) Will got his food to go, Zed and I ended up staying in the restaurant until 3:30 then walking back to his hotel. Zed had to shave, change his clothes (he's a boxers man) and lay across the bed as we wait for the others.... 2 hours later Organized Noise came through with his cousin, we met up with Will and then we were off to Deweys to meet up with Slish, Berry and Cocoa Girl. The boys had a flashback moment...more like the whole evening...between ON doing his dance moves (he was remembering whole dance routines from New Edition) Will and Zed were doing back-up singing and reminiscing about when each song came out.
Will and I took a cab uptown...
(SOMEONE PLEASE ask Will about his tall girl/tall guy theory...PLEASE!!!)
... and I waited up until my Jersey piece came over....we took a walk around Harlem, just talking and laughing it was a wonderful night with a little breeze...we stayed up until 5AM.
I literally made him leave at 5:15... "you gotta go, my husband get's off at 5 and it takes him 30 minutes to get home" .... I then proceed to jump up and look out my window.... I guess he was like WTFuck?! and got dressed and left. I just needed some sleep because I had someone picking me up at 7AM and I knew I had a full day ahead of me...
Yea, he called me and asked me if I was serious about a husband...he sorta had an attitude! No baby, I wasn't serious....I just needed to sleep...by myself. He laughed and said..."I didn't think you were married!" *he-don't-know-me-vewy-well*
Two hours later I am up, showered and waiting on this dude to arrive. I am starving!
As y'all know, I wasn't going to Slish and Phoenix's BBQ... I had some unnecessary bullshit to get into. Once that bullshit was taken care of...I went shopping and then FINALLY back home, showered again and laying butt-booty-naked across the bed with the fan blowing....
In the last 72 hours I have only had an 4 hours of sleep. My body was hurting, my mind was racing and I still had plans for Saturday night and all day Sunday....so I rested on the 6th day; Saturday. Saturday at 10PM...I am up and at it again....FUCK!
Sunday morning arrives...replica of Saturday morning......
"husband's off at 5AM...blah blah and BLAH!" Jersey dude asked me...what I was doing for the day...explained it out in detail for him...he asked if it was with friends or was I spending the day with a "date"....HUH? Well....since you asked...it's more along the lines of a date.
....silence...."
"ok, well have a good day just don't have any fucking fun!"
I laughed because it was a stupid male comment...but don't think I didn't catalogue that shit in my memory bank for future reference. Just like I did when he text'd message me the later that afternoon.
Day is filled with 1) brunch 2) Zoo and 3) an arguement 4) Chi.li Cr.ab Sin.gap.ore F.est in BK by myself (While at this function I get a text message from the sleep-over...the text is...
"he's not as cute as I am"
"no baby, he's not as cute as you.....he may be nicer tho"
HA! Play with me muthafucka!
Next text...."how so"
Mine to him..."he bought me some stuff"....
"Is that all? I can buy you nice stuff too."
He fell into that sandtrap y'all....pray for him because he's about to have a bumpy ride dealing with me.)
5) RAIDER GAME THAT THEY WON 16-10 @ "young dude"s apartment, who I have decided is to be my muse for the remainder of summer 'cause he's TOO DAMN young for me to keep him around any longer...(summer ends this month, right?)
....and then, home by 11 so I can meet my friend from the last 2 nights at the apartment...
He left at 4:30AM because he had to be at work in Jersey....
Tonight the lovely Delaeuverses will be reading at Bar 13 on E. Houston (that's Hous-Ton...not Hooo-Stun, TX), so I will be seeing her tonight....
Iam too old for this shit...but I love being single. Like I always say...I'mma better friend than girlfriend.
So now you know, I do what I do... My weekdays are for networking, my weekends are not spent on partying and clubbing...my weekends are made for watering seeds I've already planted..... this shit needs to pay off soon...mama needs a new pair of shoes!