Writing My Wrongs

I am sitting here in my office eating pop-tarts...frosted strawberry to be exact. Not heated in the toaster but right outta the package... yea, that's how I get down. I am sitting here wondering if I am gonna leave early today and go home OR hang out at the Gan.esvoort after work and be surrounded by the "pretty people". More than likely I will head home because since breaking up with my bank (read: The Itch) I have been actually having to pay my own bills...and right about now...I'mma little dough-less.

Either way, I am sitting here reading blogs and feeling....empty. I have shit to write and no creativity and no want to be creative. I so need a vacation it's ridiculous. If anyone would like to have a blogger meet up in the Bahamas the 24th thru the 29th...Please Oh Please get at me off-line...I am down for whatever.......scratch that.......I ain't down for whatever........I am down for meeting and you doing you and me doing me, but that shit stays between us because I think on this next trip....I HAVE to get wild. Ok, so scratch me inviting any bloggers....y'all tell everything! LOL

So until then....I am doing nothing but MeMe's until I go on vaca....yea, the vacay I just decided to go on right now!
I am going to do a MeMe...that I snatched from T.Cas. I was gonna do 2830's...but that requires too much thought and as y'all know...I'mma lazy chick.

So here it is:

1. How old do you wish you were? 16
2. Where were you when 9/11 happened? I was doing this...
3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Kick and shake the hell out of it
4. Do you consider yourself kind? No
5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be? It would be the Bacardi bat on the back of my neck
6. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? French, it's sexy...and I am always trying to add to my repetoire
7. Do you know your neighbors? Know them all(in my building)...but there is one I'd like to know better
8. What do you consider a vacation? Packing a suitcase, getting on a plane and turning off my phone the whole time I am away
9. Do you follow your horoscope? No...but maybe I should considering what it says about me... February
10. Would you move for the person you loved? I did
11. Are you touchy feely? Extremely. I find my hand drifting towards you...I want to feel you to see if I am right in thinking your hard and smooth...
12. Do you believe that opposites attract? I believe male and females attract
13. Dream job? Something that gives me freedom, autonomy, and I get to meet people
14. Favorite channels? HBO, TNT
15. Favorite place to go on a weekend? When it's warm & sunny...anywhere outdoors
16. Showers or bath? Showers
17. Do you paint your nails? I got get them did...I don't do anything.
18. Do you trust people easily? I vibe people real quick and I have yet to be let down by my instinct
19. What are your phobias? razor blades
20. Do you want kids? Too old to have anymore kids
21. Do you keep a handwritten journal? Not a journal...but I write down things that pop in my head...whether on a napkin, back of a Mets ticket stub, in the column of a book in lip-liner
22. Where would you rather be right now? So many places but right this minute...but fo rnow, I'm good
23. What makes you feel warm and safe? He did...when he wasn't acting psycho
24. Heavy or light sleep? Light sleeper...so I take sleeping pills to knock me out...otherwise everything wakes me up
25. Are you paranoid? I'm not paranoid, they really are out to get me.
26. Are you impatient? One of thee most impatient people you will ever ever ever ever ever ever meet
27. Who can you relate to? Everybody. I see other peoples perspectives easily, even when their shit is all twisted and derrange
28. How do you feel about interracial couples? It's not for me but if you like it, I love it
29. Have you been burned by love? are we talking STD? Then no. If you talking emotionally, then yes. (T.Cas answer)
30. What's your life motto? Closed mouth don't get fed and a closed book don't get read. Talk about what you know about.
31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile? Standard T-mobile tone.
32. What were you doing at midnight last night? Huh? Wha? Huh?
33. Who was your last text message from? Jersey
34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Mine
35. What color shirt are you wearing? black, sleeveless, deep-v pullover
36. Most recent movie you watched? Do.dgeb.all: The True Und.erdo.g Story
37. Name five things you have on you at all times? keys, cell, wallet, lip stuff, watch
38. What color are your bed sheets? Blood Red (1500 count)
39. How much cash do you have on you right now? $26.31
40. What is your favorite part of the chicken? the breast
41. What is your favorite town/city? Bay Area
42. I can't wait till.. I can stop waiting
43. Who got you to join Blogger? a fellow blogger who stopped shortly after I started 2 years ago
44. What did you have for dinner last night? 100,000 bar and a Frost gatorade
45. How tall are you barefoot? 5'4 3/4ths...count that as 5'5 dammit!
46. Have you ever smoked crack? I've never even seen crack before muchless smoked it...plus I hate smoke, so unless it came in a Bayers children chewables form....I can't fuck wid it
47. Do you own a gun? Get outta pocket and you'll find out
48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Gatorade Frost
49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I am always open to the possibilities... a smile and a simple conversation can go along way...am I wrong?
50. Do you have A.D.D? If it isn't about me, about money, or about me making money...then I tend to lose focus anyway...I don't think that is classified as ADD...but more along the lines of being self-centered...I am sorry, what was the question?
51. What time did you wake up today? 6:45
52. Current worry? I wanna go out this weekend but I have no dough...dough-less 'member?
53. Current hate? none
54. Favorite place to be? In the day: outside At night: in the bed *heeheehee*
55. Where would you like to travel? Anywhere where there is some english speaking people...I don't wanna travel somewhere where I can't get a straight answer about where the bathroom is, where some food is or where the airport is
56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? I have no fucking idea but I better be in a whole fucking better place than I am now
57. Last thing you ate? frosted strawberry pop-tart
58. What songs do you sing in the shower? some gospel song I remeber only a portion of from when I was a little girl
59. Last person that made you laugh? I did. I laughed at myself for they way I got down last night...
60. Worst injury you ever had? When I was 7, I was jumping in the pool and in mid air I turned, so when I came down, I hit my head on the concrete wall and passed out....everyone jumped in and pulled me out...when I woke up the pool was saturated with blood
61. Does someone have a crush on you? Naw, ain't no one checking for me. If they are...they sure are being quiet about it.
62. What is your favorite candy? The kind that is sweet and hard...to suck on
63. Favorite errogenous zone? Inside of my elbows or my wrist, tops of my shoulders, backs of my knees, the part between my pinkie toe and my heel...the meaty part if bitten and licked...keep going?

That's all folks...