Writing My Wrongs

A couple of things you don't know about Bloopty

1. I watch porn at work on my laptop.
2. Men with a tiny waist and a fat ass looks real nasty to me.
3. I put Downey softner sheets inbetween my folded towels and sheets.
4. When I was 17 I was kidnapped for 2 days and held in a house in west Oa.kl.and.
5. I don't like roses.
6. I have recently went from a C cup to a D cup.
7. A man put a gun to my head because I wouldn't have sex with him.
8. I hate to talk on the phone.
9. I went to 7 elementary schools.
10. 3 different junior highs.
11. Only 5 high schools.
12. I color my hair.
13. I love scary movies...suspense movies too.
14. I rely heavily on my fading looks to get me by in life.
15. I see the same trait in my son.
16. I dreamt my two grandmothers death the night before they died.
17. I dreamt my grandfathers death.
18. I dreamt my uncles death a week before he died.
19. I have hereditary migraines.
20. I've had a headache every day of my life for the past 20 years.
21. My oldest son has bad headaches often.
22. Doctors aren't sure if it's because of his diabetes or if he's inherited it from me.
23. I am contradicatory in my thinking.
24. My awe of men and
25. Having little respect for men.
26.I truely never wished for a mother.
27. My father is all I've ever wanted or needed.
28. The older I get the more I find my own company the best company.
29. I am too quick to walk away.
30. I am generally happy most days.
31. I have not had a hard life at all.
32. Some would say that I have been spoiled all my life...and still.
33. I am very decisive when it comes to exiting a relationship.
A. I fall in love quickly.
B. I fall out of love quickly.
C. I get bored easily.
D. I wear silver and platinum.
E. I would not wear a fur.
F. I would not spend more than $300 on a pair of shoes (even though I have)
D. I want a Passat.
E. I see attractive men walking down the street and want to walk up to them, grab their ass and kiss them silly.
G. Not all of them are attractive but they have some sort of sexy to them.
H. I never do it.
I. I've never done it.
J. I might one day.
K. Doubt it.
100. Don't ask me anything unless you ready for a real answer.
99. I think one of my male friends is an ex gang member.
98. I've never dated a thug.
97. Fast talking bullshitters intimidate me.
96. Slang irritates me.
95. Baggy pants confuse me.
94. I have a bad habit of not listening.
93. I tend to tune people out when their conversation is boring.
92. Regardless if I asked them the question or not.
91. I don't like people that like to hear themselves talk and try to pass it off as them being "intellectual".
90. I look good in red but purple is my favorite color.
91. I don't care for J.ames Br.own.
92. I'd rather listen to Jam.es Ta.ylor.
93. I've cut someone.
94. I've been to jail.
95. After I left my husband, I have never been faithful in a relationship.
96. I loved one man since I have left my husband.
97. He was my breath.
98. Apparently, I'd find out, I was his air.
L. His name was Bryan.
M. The night I "broke up" with him, he hurt me.
N. The police took pictures of my ass cheeks and the insides of my thighs.
O. I am IMing right now
P. I.wanna.fuck.right.now.
Q. I have 5 entries in my cell phone with "Will".
R. I distinguish them apart by what city or state they live in.
(William must have been a popular name between 1967-1973)