Writing My Wrongs

This right here is some bullshit. They are filming a movie ON MY BLOCK. For the past week they have had orange cones out...trying to stop those of us that live on the block from parking *so what if I ain't gotta car*

Either way, the circular building on the left hand side where the fire truck is...well that's the corner of my block... THAT building is being staged as some building on fire... hence the fire trucks. They did a dry run last Thursday... They MADE me have to go out of my way *cross the street, which isn't out of my way but is not my normal "routine"* Anyhoo...so this morning, Yahmony and I are awakened at 4-fucking-o'clock in the morning to 5 semi trucks coming down my little residential street. Not only that but...BUT...they are setting up for the movie... which means, gaffers, set-up people, interns, assistants and whoever else is responsible for starting my day in reverse are out talking MAD LOUD YO! Reverse you say? Yes! reverse!! Because of all of the fire trucks and semi's... my block is literally blocked off... which means Yahmony and I have to reverse up my tiny ass street... Apparently I have a certain Adam Sandler to blame for this inconvience...
*update: I have to apologize to the Smith's...(although I shouldn't be apologizing to JS because she ain't never apologized to me for her "crack is wack" acting skills)...I DIGRESS: turns out... the film is about gay firefighters... actors involved that I know about are V.ing Rh.ames and Ada.m S.andler. Didn't Vin.g do gay already as Mar.cellus Wa.llace? Seems as though I had my films messed up... the Smith's closed down parts of 34th street on Saturday....

So you think that's part of living in New York...yea, I know...it is. Yet, get this.... I work at 33rd and Park.... the U.nited Nat.ions is at 1st and *I think* 39th... which is a good little walk but none-the-less TOO CLOSE because...... Today is the start of a 3 day session of the General Assembly and the idiot bush is in town for that, so streets are blocked off for that too. So, I was a block away from work and we sat through 4 lights because of the ridiculous traffic. I was early...but by the time I got out of the car to walk the last block...I barely made it to work on time. *Which by the way I am not complaining all that much about because truthfully... I can't remember the last time I was on time to work* This same time last year..I had another encounter because of the damn GA session... I think most of you have read this before....

Anyway, because I didn't go to South Caorlina...he had to pay for that inconsideration... this weekend we went to brunch, midday lunch and dinner. My cellphone was paid, we played pool *which he's not good at* all weekend, my contacts were paid for, he bought my new cue stick *which is nothing like any of the ones I showed y'all* ...I'll take a picture of it Wednesday and post it for you. It's pretty and yes girly... White with pink flames. On closer inspection.... that shit looks like a gigantic dildo...shhhhhh So Yahmony spent some money this weekend... but like he said... he's my part-time job... so... muthafucka...pay me! lol *don't ever tell him I said that...lol* Last night he said something that sorta scurred me... y'all know I ain't the settle down type...riiiight? Well, he says to me...that he wants to add me to his insurance *umm, I have never even driven his Vue...how does he even know that I can drive?* Then he proceeds to tell me that I need a car...to come visit him where he lives...up in Park Ridge, NJ.... that is a helluva drive. Now mind you... last year He Who Shall Not Be Named was gonna give me his car because he bought a new one, and then, I was waiting for the end of this year because The Itch was gonna buy me the Passat I wanted... but we broke up... now here is Yahmony saying he thinks I need a car... huh?! Umm, ok. We shall see... and to think... I was about to tell him that I was done with him on Friday... I need to re-evaluate my dealings with this character. NY men just be giving out cars, huh? What's that about? *by-the-by, he used the little jamaicans teminaology...he said I was his future... I almost gagged*
That is not all I did this weekend...but it's all I am tellin' y'all about. By-the-by, this is my new drink of choice...
Happy Monday.