Sunday, April 13, 2008

Rope, Music and Rolling 'Round a Stadium Floor

I’m a damn fool and I know it but…fuck it. If you can’t laugh at yourself…who the hell is gonna know how funny you can be…lol

I tied up Rusty…did some ol’ erotic Japanese bondage on his lil brown ass. I think I did it entirely too loose but…it’s not like he was cooperating. Just laying there and taking shit like a good little submissive. Next thing you know…he’s going to have me parading him around the apartment on a chain while he is down on all fours.
So here is my picture of my new fixation…my new fetish.

I swear…I promise…
One day I am going to be really good at this…AND use an actual person…one day. And real rope instead of ribbon.

So in between being totally bored and learning to tie up Rusty… I have been trying to experience all that my little bitty studio has to offer…
I picked up my guitar and tried to learn from the DVD it came with.
Either I need to exercise my hands and fingers or I need to invest in a kiddie guitar rather than a grown persons…’cause my hands can’t grasp the neck of the guitar.
One of my “lines”…my hands are small; everything looks big in them.
Unfortunately, in this case it’s very true…whereas before, I’ve held things that actually looked the same size as my hands…if you know what I mean.

I have been walking in CentralPark and making it part of my quest to not slip into depression. Only problem is that every time I step out of the house I spend money. But I have been trying to at least get some fresh air. Staying hold up in this damn apartment is driving crazy. Now I know you all are like…how the hell can you be bored in New York City. Well, if it was warm…then I would be out everywhere…but I hate dressing in layers…I don’t like sitting on a freezing bench in a big ass park. During the cold and dreary days, that’s not sexy, as much as it makes one look like one is depressed.
Either way, there is this place in Central Park that is a walking path all the way around; called The Reservoir…everyone knows the rules and generally anyone on it is walking or running in the same direction around… me on the other hand, day of these pics I was walking the opposite direction…I wanted to make sure I got the best pics for my blog fam.


I have caught a few baseball games… went to a Yankee game with Dude. Yanks lost but the day was absolutely beautiful. The warmest day of the year so far…well, that was last Saturday… yesterday was 75 I think. I am not sure but I think we might have been feuding that day, as is our running theme.

I went to the opening night of the Mets stadium… new stadiums have been constructed for both Yankee and Shea. So this year is a good year to go to any games since this is the last season in either of them. Helps if you like drinking beer and shouting out the shit-talk to the opposing team. This guy in the green shirt actually fought over a foul ball and was the victor…then his idiot ass threw it back onto the field. I am only sayin’…if you are gonna wrestle on the damn ground over a damn ball, why would you throw it back onto the field. The police came down to escort him out because throwing stuff on the field is not allowed. As stupid as the act was…everyone around him (including moi) proceeded to boo the copper as we told him to leave the guy alone. NY’s Finest let him stay but gave him a stern talking to…lol
Mets game was a little more eventful in that it misted/rained, it was an evening game, I sat next to these two big ass beautiful tatoo’d white guys who kept flirting with me...and I think I may have drank 9 beers. I was sitting down on field level but the seats weren’t all that great and me being a wee bit o’ girl…had to stand up every time the ball was hit. I actually had more fun at the Mets game but enjoyed the company of Dude at the Yankee game. I can’t wait until it’s warmer and I start going to afternoon games by myself.
And while Dude wasn't looking...I snuck a picture of some eye candy. I thought dude in the brown looked sorta...niiiice. But my girl friend seems to think the guy in orange is cute...me? Blah
Today I am headed to a bowling thing for the Squares and Stars… To be one, ask one. So I am looking forward to that. Just because I am very interested into meeting…men-z! lol

I have more stories of nights hanging out and drunken behavior...it's a fact that it's become a part of my daily living...my stories seem to be meshing together, so until I can separate them...it's all one big ol' glob of drunken revelry that makes no sense in my mind.
So I will have to get back to you once I have figured out what place, person, event, day goes together.

I tell ya....it's not easy being single, jobless and sexy in the city...

Sumptin To Say:
lol, correction, sexy and nine beers full in the city
 
Man, I wish I was there. That would make two. Just a few more shy of the hole Sex-in-the-city thing. I definitely don't get out enough (aside from picking up and dropping off kids) because the cost of gas is a bitch on my soccer mom transportation. Good luck with unemployment! I'm focusing on relocation these days.
 
Poor Rusty... oh, hell, he probably liked it!!!

Just in case you don't check back, I wanted you to know that I think we're the same age - though I don't have kids (did I read at some point that you do?) and I am too chicken to move across the country and leave my support system.

At least I'm honest.

Glad to have found you again, I missed your single, jobless and sexy adventures. And you know I have to know where the story of you and Dude goes...
 
i would love to attend a yankees game just one time. the atmosphere, the crowd, the history, the media.

crackin' up @ your tying rusty up. i thought you were talking about a human. when i saw the picture i damn near fell out the chair laughing. funny stuff.


@ all pro: hey, tip...
 
I suggest you untie Rusty or we will have to call the authorities.
 
send rusty to me .. poor thing..I have tamer toys for him to try on LOL!!!!
your jobless days seem so carefree and full of just everyday life..I think not having a job helps you and gives you time to just stop and enjoy the lil things in life..whats better than a beer and a baseball game?? maybe grey goose, a baseball game and sex under the bleechers.
 
I lived with a left handed guitarist who taught me how to play...well at least he tried to teach me how to play.

As a result I can now only play left handed guitars, which is really bizarre since I'm right handed...

go figure!
 
Nasty.
 
For someone who was bored and on the verge of depression, you seem to be having a good time. Enjoy it.

We need more drunken stories though.
 
brown shirt. All day.


Omg I have been curious about Japanese bondage since forever. I thought I was the only one *big sigh of relief*

those pics make me miss nyc :(
 
@ Torrance: As long as you always add sexy in there...I'll be anything you want me to be...lol

@ Pro: Week 3 and I am ready for a 9-5. I actually didn't even like the show...so we need to do a sistahs and sex in Manhattan.

@ Mia: Hey u! I have to double back and read your arcives..because I like Miles...altho, Stevie sounds ...nice. heeheehee

@ Don: I was checking tickets for Wednesday and Thursday game against Boston...one ticket $325. Maybe it's cause it's the Sox...but Yankee tickets ain't no joke yo!

@ Chele: Make sure you call firefighters...they have rock climbing rope...nice!

@ Gee: I would be pasted out if I was drinking GG and at a baseball game on a hot day. No, seriously. I am enjoying the freedom to do what I want but...I am sorta bored.

@ AJ: You play guitar? We really do have a lot in common.

@ Zed: You are right.

@ Boi: As soon as I can think of a complete story...you'll have the drunken stories. I am having a good time ;)

@ LA: You should have seen him in person. He was gorgeous.
I am SO intrigued by this bondage thing.

 
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