Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Cherry Juice
I love cherries. No…Really I do...
…it’s like manna from heaven for me. That and sweet oranges and pluots. In general I just love fruit…but cherries…
Yummy in my tummy.
So the Little Jamaican bought me a gang of fruit… and well… I’ve been eating cherries. A lot of cherries.
I was eating cherries on the ottoman, on the couch…and even in my bed
I am sorta greedy and gluttonous when it comes to cherries… rushing to eat ‘em…liking the sweet firm cherries… the dark ones with the dark red juice…
I bit into a juicy cherry…
The other half of the juicy cherry?
Fell onto my bed…onto my sunshine yellow sheets…
Right between my legs…
I don’t know if men know what that means…
I can’t remember the last time I had a red spot on my sheets. Had to be right around the first time I had a red spot between my legs. Me being brand new to being a woman and all...
And for no reason whatsoever, I feel real triflin’ dropping my sunshine yellow sheets off at the laundry… and them seeing the big red spot in the middle of my sheets.
Believe me when I say... they aren't going to know the difference between yummy cherry juice and monthly cherry juice...
I’m debating if I am going to throw those suckers away or breakdown and wash my own damn sheets.
I don’t think I have washed my own clothes in about 3 years.
Either way, I am pretty sure I ain’t having the Spanish lady doing my clothes this round. I may even go to a different wash house…just in case.
Sidenote: Has anyone seen My Brother’s Wedding? It’s a black movie from back in the 70’s… parts of it are hilarious. It's a good movie...slow but good. Please see it if at all possible.
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Don't throw them away!!! I wouldn't care, just take them to get washed... theirs is not to wonder why.
All my sheets are a nice chocolate brown - ever since I had a man regularly sleeping next to me, I became a bit paranoid and should the unthinkable happen, it would be hard to see against the brown.
And can I just tell you... chocolate brown against the sage green comforter looks like heaven.
Hey, I've been meaning to ask, did you lose any weight doing all that walking? I bet your legs look fantastic!!!
All my sheets are a nice chocolate brown - ever since I had a man regularly sleeping next to me, I became a bit paranoid and should the unthinkable happen, it would be hard to see against the brown.
And can I just tell you... chocolate brown against the sage green comforter looks like heaven.
Hey, I've been meaning to ask, did you lose any weight doing all that walking? I bet your legs look fantastic!!!
I'm not sure if we are talking about the same film but there is a movie called "My Brother’s Wedding" that came out in the early 80's. Not written as well as it could have been but there was a subplot about the Protag having an affair with a teenager that was rather interesting.
Like I said not sure if it's the same flick but it was pretty good.
By the way you need to watch "Chinatown" again.
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JAKE
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Like I said not sure if it's the same flick but it was pretty good.
By the way you need to watch "Chinatown" again.
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EVELYN
She's my daughter.
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JAKE
I said I want the truth!
EVELYN
She's my sister...
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She's my daughter...
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My sister...my daughter.
[More slaps]
JAKE
I said I want the truth!
EVELYN
She's my sister AND my daughter!
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Gotta love Robert Towne
MMmmmmm cherries!
Shout it out? How bout a spot treatment...hell, you are paying to have it cleaned, no? lol
Shout it out? How bout a spot treatment...hell, you are paying to have it cleaned, no? lol
*gasp* you don't wash your own sheets...
random question: do you hang your panties to dry or put them in the dryer??
random question: do you hang your panties to dry or put them in the dryer??
I'm lovin the paradox, lol. Eh, just let em wash the sheets! No reason you should do it if you don't half to.
LMFAO! Girl if you don't throw them sheets in the washing machine you better, lol
Personally I'm a pineapple girl. That woulda matched at least! lol
Personally I'm a pineapple girl. That woulda matched at least! lol
@ Mia: No I didn't lose way from the walking...I losed weight from the avoidance of chinese food the last 4 days...lol I am still debating the washing...
@ Terry: There is a teenager in this movie that is trying to seduce the brother...not sure if it's the same. It's about a man and his brother's friend and his bis best friend...
@ Curvy: I always pay to get them done... I don't even know how to wash clothes anymore.
@ GGee: I don't wash any...fabric. I have wash house pick it up and deliver it back after the wash it. So no, I don't hang my dra'rs to dry. But even if I did wash, I'd still dry 'em.
@ BGood: But I didn't gush on my sheets. Haven't done that since I was a young girl...so...I don't want them thinking I did. I'm grown dammit!
@ All Mi T: Yea, I figured you'd say that. I do know men that like the color added...they call themselves sharks...drawn to blood. G-ROSS!
@ La: *whining* I don't want them calling me the nasty black woman! I'mma try next week to wash my clothes...I have a gang of time on my hands... Just afraid I'mma mess up my clothes, I think I forgot how to wash clothes.
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@ Terry: There is a teenager in this movie that is trying to seduce the brother...not sure if it's the same. It's about a man and his brother's friend and his bis best friend...
@ Curvy: I always pay to get them done... I don't even know how to wash clothes anymore.
@ GGee: I don't wash any...fabric. I have wash house pick it up and deliver it back after the wash it. So no, I don't hang my dra'rs to dry. But even if I did wash, I'd still dry 'em.
@ BGood: But I didn't gush on my sheets. Haven't done that since I was a young girl...so...I don't want them thinking I did. I'm grown dammit!
@ All Mi T: Yea, I figured you'd say that. I do know men that like the color added...they call themselves sharks...drawn to blood. G-ROSS!
@ La: *whining* I don't want them calling me the nasty black woman! I'mma try next week to wash my clothes...I have a gang of time on my hands... Just afraid I'mma mess up my clothes, I think I forgot how to wash clothes.
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