Monday, August 4, 2008
Happy Happy Happy
There are very few things that get me excited… ok that’s a bold face lie but I use it for affect…get it already!! Damn!SamAdamsSummerAle…I know I spoke about it all last summer…but…its summer again mon bien-aimé! So Summer Ale AGAIN…I love me some SummerAle more than I love me some blue Chimay.
The other day while I was hanging and waiting for my zpcar at DC’s Union Station…I decided to sit up at Uno’s bar and take in a tall glass of SummerAle…with their macho nachos…which of course if I didn’t have long hair and some big ol’ titties would probably throw off most that saw a person sitting at the bar at 11 in the morning watching sports center, eating nachos and drinking a tall beer… but I am all soft and shit…so there is no mistaken that this fine hunka lovin’ was just enjoying me some beer and chips, nahmean!
*By the way…stop the bitching and don’t go reporting me to zpcar…and drinking a tall glass of beer…fuckin’ snitches on the internet*
So back to what makes me smile…beer!
Beer and a microwave that pops popcorn PerFectly! All kernels popped…no burnt taste…all fluffy and perfect.
So we’ve established …beer and a great popcorn popping microwave…
Next…
Well…I have deviated from the original plan…the plan was to give up MADNESS (read:porn)…
But…well…that’s really like trying to teach a toddler to potty train… diaper is there, then it’s not, and u want the toddler to conform to sit on some foreign object and poo poo in it….every now and then undies aren’t gonna make it off…it’s gonna get shitted in every now and then.
Same train of thought…Internet is there…every now and then pornhub is gonna pop up! And I may or may not touch parts of my body…or drool over dick and titties…and my fascination for anal…never mind, you get my drift.
No? That’s not the same thing?
Well…ok but either way…porn is actually very normal…and maybe if we gave it another name…most (wo)men wouldn’t think it was blasphemous. Maybe if we named it something close to Prada…more like Pra….Aaaaa….Aaaaaa….Daaaaaaaa *sigh*
Either way…sex is what we do and who we are and what we like and it feels good…and it’s the most honest form of happiness and bliss.
I support porn like I support Obama!! I bet Michelle does too…’cause she doesn’t look in anyway like she’s a dead fish…she looks like she could be a handful for BO…all sloppy and fun sliding off the bed and shit…more power to her!
Next…(beer, microwave that perfectly pops popcorn, porn and)…
Cherry chapstick.
Now don’t get me wrong…I use the MAClipliners…and every now and then…I wear gloss to make my lips look wet…but then that brings thoughts of porn…
But on an every day basis…cherry chapstick is a staple…just like my cell, my keys, my wallet, my camera, my eyeliner, and a small note pad and pen…
*Yea, I know...my list got longer as I was thinking.*
But this evening…another fav came to the surface…football.
I watched the pre-seas game…Redskins and the Colts…
But for now…that is my small list of what makes Bloopty a happy camper… in no particular order…
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Praaaadaaaa, I like that.
Never tried Summer Ale, but I so love Ray Hill's American Pilsner. It's the first brew created by an African American that is distributed by a major manufacturer -- Anheiser Busch or is it InBev Busch now? Hmmm. Either way, I think I'll try your Samuel Adams Summer Ale.
Never tried Summer Ale, but I so love Ray Hill's American Pilsner. It's the first brew created by an African American that is distributed by a major manufacturer -- Anheiser Busch or is it InBev Busch now? Hmmm. Either way, I think I'll try your Samuel Adams Summer Ale.
Not a beer drinker (though I love nachos)... just give me some whiskey. On the other hand a perfect popcorn poppoing microwave? That, my friend, is good stuff.
(As is porn, as is porn!)
(As is porn, as is porn!)
Whew! That was an interesting read. It was like reading Virginia Wolfe and watching your thoughts appear and disappear all at the same time as we wandered through the different regions of your mind. Very stream of concious like.
Have you ever had cider, not the thick cider with cream and a cinnamon stick that kids drink but the European kind with alcohol? I like that as a summer drink. It's clear and cool and a lot easier to drink than bear. And since it's made from fruit, gives you the impression that you are doing something healthy for your body, just before you fall off your bar stool and hit the floor from being drunk.
Have you ever had cider, not the thick cider with cream and a cinnamon stick that kids drink but the European kind with alcohol? I like that as a summer drink. It's clear and cool and a lot easier to drink than bear. And since it's made from fruit, gives you the impression that you are doing something healthy for your body, just before you fall off your bar stool and hit the floor from being drunk.
LMFAO! You are a mess.
I think your list includes a lot of my list. But I need to get my porn game up. However I'm not much with the chapstick. I prefer that lipgloss stuff from Bath and Body that me and mia are obsessed with.
I am SO excited about football season. I have been waiting for this foolishness called baseball to be over, lol
I think your list includes a lot of my list. But I need to get my porn game up. However I'm not much with the chapstick. I prefer that lipgloss stuff from Bath and Body that me and mia are obsessed with.
I am SO excited about football season. I have been waiting for this foolishness called baseball to be over, lol
Porn is good. It's better when you watch it with someone else though, that way you can "talk" about it.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm football (In Homer Simpson voice) as eyes roll into the top of my head and drool falls from the side of my mouth in a Neanderthal posture (lol)
Holy cow, you had me til you got to cherry chapstick. But everything else outweighs that pretty well. Some of my own buddies aren't as cool as you - and with "long hair and big ol' titties" nonetheless!
Cheers to you! *clinking Sams
Cheers to you! *clinking Sams
I was caught up in the game last night too. I can't wait for football season to begin. . . Giants v/s Redskins September 4th!!!!!!!!!
You and I share a love for Porn...Too bad mine is borderline addiction...lol...
Whats make me happy..A Heineken, Black & White Pleasure.com. and a luke warm wet wash cloth to catch my pleasure juices...lol
I know I should have told you this the other day, but ya know me I'm an ASS...But I will miss you when you leave NYC. I know we have this HATE HATE/DENY DENY thing going on but IT WORKS FOR US!...lol We see each other through the fog and the rain. We get it. We see the truth when no one else does. Probably the reason why our relationship seemed volatile at times, but somehow we found a way to get along...
I never told you this before, but I always felt at the end of the day If no one understood what craziness was swirling around in my head I could come to you and for some odd reason you would decipher it.
Like that Golden Girls Theme song "Thank you for being my friend"
You will be missed Homie...: )
Whats make me happy..A Heineken, Black & White Pleasure.com. and a luke warm wet wash cloth to catch my pleasure juices...lol
I know I should have told you this the other day, but ya know me I'm an ASS...But I will miss you when you leave NYC. I know we have this HATE HATE/DENY DENY thing going on but IT WORKS FOR US!...lol We see each other through the fog and the rain. We get it. We see the truth when no one else does. Probably the reason why our relationship seemed volatile at times, but somehow we found a way to get along...
I never told you this before, but I always felt at the end of the day If no one understood what craziness was swirling around in my head I could come to you and for some odd reason you would decipher it.
Like that Golden Girls Theme song "Thank you for being my friend"
You will be missed Homie...: )
Slish's post just made me verclemt.
I'm there from 8/14 to 8/20 then to MD for a spell so catch you in one place or another!
Stay Happy!
I'm there from 8/14 to 8/20 then to MD for a spell so catch you in one place or another!
Stay Happy!
ain't nuthin' like an ICE cold BREW on a hot azz DAY!
u headed to the DC "erea"? WOW! i got folks in ft. washington, too (though I was born & raised in DC PROPER;-) LOL!
keep in touch sis: capcity4@yahoo.com.
If u back up in nyc during the columbus day weekend - the FINAL Bloggers' Delight, vol 1 celebration is going to be Sat., Oct. 11th @ the spot where we met!
Hugz & Happiness to ya!
u headed to the DC "erea"? WOW! i got folks in ft. washington, too (though I was born & raised in DC PROPER;-) LOL!
keep in touch sis: capcity4@yahoo.com.
If u back up in nyc during the columbus day weekend - the FINAL Bloggers' Delight, vol 1 celebration is going to be Sat., Oct. 11th @ the spot where we met!
Hugz & Happiness to ya!
all sloppy and fun sliding off the bed and shit yep. she doesn't look like she's sexually oppressed @ all. looks like she know a few things too. nah, let me stop playing.
i agree, sex is the one thing that can take a person's mind off whatever is on a person's mind - good or bad. the prada stretch was sexy.
i agree, sex is the one thing that can take a person's mind off whatever is on a person's mind - good or bad. the prada stretch was sexy.
i have yet to acquire the taste y'all rave about for beer. even if it is disguised under the guise of "ale." and when one is aimlessly aiming for a six pack on the body and not in the fridge it's best to run very far away from liquid yeast in a bottle. and the previous moving/packing post i have like 20 pairs of flip-flops myself all neatly arranged upright in a clear container. i revel in having a color to wear with most anything unprofessional. they have been my solace during this LSU (long stretch of Unemplyment). Have fun in the newness of a new city. keep it grown and sexy (hell just send me your flip-flop stash and call it even). noone will care about the inch hanging over. i'm a size 7.5...
thanks for checkin' for me. i think like slish, i get you too (it helps that i'm married to another hopeless Aquarian "dreamer").
thanks for checkin' for me. i think like slish, i get you too (it helps that i'm married to another hopeless Aquarian "dreamer").
Enjoying the greatness of the Nations Capitol yet?
And I gotta say the summer ale hasn't been doing it for me. Pint of Blue Moon.
And I gotta say the summer ale hasn't been doing it for me. Pint of Blue Moon.
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: August 7, 2008 at 12:38 AM
: August 7, 2008 at 12:38 AM
Rich: I've never heard of Ray Hill's but I'm going to look for it now. Have you heard of Sugar Hill? And not the Gang...but the beer...lol There is also another black owned beer called Brothas Beer...
I drinks some beer YO!
Mia: SO I am watching poorn as I am eating popcorn...naked...popcorn was falling all between my legs...butter flavored cooch...lol
TMI I know...but you know where you are dammit!
Curious: There was tis time, I had on some slick shiny pants...and while out with co-workers I go to hop up on the bar stool...and went sliding off the otherside. Fell on my ass...hard. I hadn't even gotten my drink on yet...lol
LA: Besides the fact that muscly ass looks hot as hell in those tight ass football pants...I truly DO love football...no, seriously!
Terry: I actually watched porn with someone...but I wasn't talking...I was humming a tune while I...
..but talking about the quality of the video? Hmm, I'll try that.
KS: The drooling thing isn't an every day thing? lol We have a passion...just don't talk abotu my RAIIDERS!
WOW: I don't even know your friends...but yea, I am cool-er than they are...for the mere fact that I DO have big ol titties! LOL
Another Sam drinker...hello friend.
Nikki: umm, darling..that was the post below...I'm just sayin...if you had read...LOL
ON: We should at least try to meet at the Nationals game since we'll be there at the same time...just for a quickie...umm, hello that is...lol
Slish: Did you say "borderline"...you are full blown addicted...with withdrawls if a day goes by without pron. If I had a black light I'dda scanned my couch when I came back from China. Just thought about this...How the hell you can't water my plants but have time to search my shit for my madness collection!!???
AJ: May be both places...still debating what the hell I am going to do. I am suppose to go to SixFlags with Cortney on the 15th...so we'll see if I make it up that way.
CAPcity: Ok...thanks...
Budda...I'mma need another reminder in October.
When you are in town...let me know. My email is on my profile.
Don: There is a time and place for sloppy fun sex...but then, there is a time for that slow grind when you are looking into eachothers eyes.
Pro: If you EVA walk around with an inch and a half of toe hanging over...I'mma come to FLA and beat that ass with my flipflops!
I am not sure how to act in a new city...I get to re-invent myself one more 'gin...who shall I be this time...lol
I'm not a romantic Pro...am I?
I'mma always check on you. You just better answer back.
SingleBlack: There on Friday.
BlueMoon is sorta girly...not you! I hate when they serve the BlueMoon with an orange wedge. You ain't suppose to drink beer with fruit...buffalo wings or nachos...but NOT fruit...lol
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I drinks some beer YO!
Mia: SO I am watching poorn as I am eating popcorn...naked...popcorn was falling all between my legs...butter flavored cooch...lol
TMI I know...but you know where you are dammit!
Curious: There was tis time, I had on some slick shiny pants...and while out with co-workers I go to hop up on the bar stool...and went sliding off the otherside. Fell on my ass...hard. I hadn't even gotten my drink on yet...lol
LA: Besides the fact that muscly ass looks hot as hell in those tight ass football pants...I truly DO love football...no, seriously!
Terry: I actually watched porn with someone...but I wasn't talking...I was humming a tune while I...
..but talking about the quality of the video? Hmm, I'll try that.
KS: The drooling thing isn't an every day thing? lol We have a passion...just don't talk abotu my RAIIDERS!
WOW: I don't even know your friends...but yea, I am cool-er than they are...for the mere fact that I DO have big ol titties! LOL
Another Sam drinker...hello friend.
Nikki: umm, darling..that was the post below...I'm just sayin...if you had read...LOL
ON: We should at least try to meet at the Nationals game since we'll be there at the same time...just for a quickie...umm, hello that is...lol
Slish: Did you say "borderline"...you are full blown addicted...with withdrawls if a day goes by without pron. If I had a black light I'dda scanned my couch when I came back from China. Just thought about this...How the hell you can't water my plants but have time to search my shit for my madness collection!!???
AJ: May be both places...still debating what the hell I am going to do. I am suppose to go to SixFlags with Cortney on the 15th...so we'll see if I make it up that way.
CAPcity: Ok...thanks...
Budda...I'mma need another reminder in October.
When you are in town...let me know. My email is on my profile.
Don: There is a time and place for sloppy fun sex...but then, there is a time for that slow grind when you are looking into eachothers eyes.
Pro: If you EVA walk around with an inch and a half of toe hanging over...I'mma come to FLA and beat that ass with my flipflops!
I am not sure how to act in a new city...I get to re-invent myself one more 'gin...who shall I be this time...lol
I'm not a romantic Pro...am I?
I'mma always check on you. You just better answer back.
SingleBlack: There on Friday.
BlueMoon is sorta girly...not you! I hate when they serve the BlueMoon with an orange wedge. You ain't suppose to drink beer with fruit...buffalo wings or nachos...but NOT fruit...lol
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