Saturday, December 27, 2008
Tourette's of the Dick Syndrome
It’s not like I didn’t know the answer before I asked…
But I needed to know from a man, what the eff a man was thinking when he did it.
So I asked Cortney…
And Cortney being all matter-of-fact and straight to the point responded with the most simplest answer…
Why does the dick jump?
Or rather why does the dick twitch?
What do you mean?
You know when you are spooning…her ass is against your dick…
And all the sudden…he makes his dick jump/twitch…against the ass, the leg, or her stomach when they are face to face…or as her hand rest against his thigh as they sit and watch tv…what the eff does it mean…or say…or convey…?
Well, umm…basically…he’s testing the waters. Seeing if you are responsive to his dick having Tourette’s...preferably inside a warm soft vagina, yours. If you back your ass up to his dick or grind it a little, then he knows that you are open to at the very least some grinding…and the most (which he’s hoping/wishing/praying for), some sex.
That’s pretty passive aggressive.
Well, it’s an effective way of sending out a signal and seeing if it’s reciprocated.
Problem is… I like the soft grind-age…I mean…there are men I like to be around, even flirt with…but I don’t necessarily want to have sex with them…so grind-age is good. However, most men don’t just end with grind-age unless ending means their penis in a vagina. So it’s sort of a misconception that dick twitching is for grinding.
Well, then at that point you let them know that you don’t want to have sex.
SEE! That right there is some bullshit! If all I have to do is speak on what I want…then why can’t he do that at the very beginning instead of having his dick jump up and down on my ass cheeks??!!
Can we have sex?
It’s a 50/50 chance…but he’d rather go thru the 20 minutes of spooning…the 15 minutes of jumping his dick…the 30 minutes of grinding and his dick getting harder…just to get… “I really don’t want to have sex.”
Just seems like he built his mind and his dick up…just to get the 50/50 he would have gotten had he asked for it an hour and 10 minutes ago.
...Just a thought...
But I needed to know from a man, what the eff a man was thinking when he did it.
So I asked Cortney…
And Cortney being all matter-of-fact and straight to the point responded with the most simplest answer…
Why does the dick jump?
Or rather why does the dick twitch?
What do you mean?
You know when you are spooning…her ass is against your dick…
And all the sudden…he makes his dick jump/twitch…against the ass, the leg, or her stomach when they are face to face…or as her hand rest against his thigh as they sit and watch tv…what the eff does it mean…or say…or convey…?
Well, umm…basically…he’s testing the waters. Seeing if you are responsive to his dick having Tourette’s...preferably inside a warm soft vagina, yours. If you back your ass up to his dick or grind it a little, then he knows that you are open to at the very least some grinding…and the most (which he’s hoping/wishing/praying for), some sex.
That’s pretty passive aggressive.
Well, it’s an effective way of sending out a signal and seeing if it’s reciprocated.
Problem is… I like the soft grind-age…I mean…there are men I like to be around, even flirt with…but I don’t necessarily want to have sex with them…so grind-age is good. However, most men don’t just end with grind-age unless ending means their penis in a vagina. So it’s sort of a misconception that dick twitching is for grinding.
Well, then at that point you let them know that you don’t want to have sex.
SEE! That right there is some bullshit! If all I have to do is speak on what I want…then why can’t he do that at the very beginning instead of having his dick jump up and down on my ass cheeks??!!
Can we have sex?
It’s a 50/50 chance…but he’d rather go thru the 20 minutes of spooning…the 15 minutes of jumping his dick…the 30 minutes of grinding and his dick getting harder…just to get… “I really don’t want to have sex.”
Just seems like he built his mind and his dick up…just to get the 50/50 he would have gotten had he asked for it an hour and 10 minutes ago.
...Just a thought...
# posted by Blah Blah Blah : 12:02 AM
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lmao! this is funny.
i didn't know men were actually 'making' it do that. hmph. learn something new everyday. lol.
i didn't know men were actually 'making' it do that. hmph. learn something new everyday. lol.
I'm with u all the way, that whole situation is just dumb...man up already!!
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: January 1, 2009 at 8:56 AM
: January 1, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Grinding is better than not getting anything at all, so sometimes it's still worth it.
LOL @ the chicks who didn't know guys could do that. It's the same muscle that you use to squeeze and release him.
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LOL @ the chicks who didn't know guys could do that. It's the same muscle that you use to squeeze and release him.
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