Friday, February 27, 2009
Nothing but Nipples and 1-Stop Shopping
I was offended. Almost hurt. I mean I thought that’s what a man would want… Well, truth be told it’s not like I fashioned myself after that thought…it is what it is. I am who I am.He say, Maybe you should go see a therapist about that.
*I just looked at him like what in the world are you talking about old man!*
I say, Maybe you need to start taking more vitamin E and maybe some B12… that would help the sperm count and the energy level.
*It was his turn to look at me crazy.*
He say, You do realize how much we have sex…and how much you want to have more, don’t you?
I shrugged my shoulders and kind of just blew it off… after all, ummm, I ain’t never had a man complain about my sex. And truth be told, I know that’s what got him with his nose in my ass. But his “complaining” and lack of enthusiasm has me concerned.
Could he be tired of this particular sunshine…of my sweet googly goo…
Pshaw I say… that’s not possible.
Or is it...?
My breasts have been hurting for 3 months now. When I touch them (not like kneading…but if I just put a finger on one) it hurts like hell. My bra hurts them and my nipples are tingling like when I was breast feeding…despite what men may read and what visions may be running thru their heads right now…it’s irritating and painful. The only thing that makes them feel good is to have the sucked on. Which has me walking up to Dude and plopping a tittie in his mouth whenever we are in a private setting.
I can see why he complains so much...him being a Lakers fan, guess it can be bothersome when watching a game and I am constantly in his face with all my luscious softness and him having to suck on my nipples. But they huuuurrrrttt!!!! He should want to relieve some of my discomfort!
Mood swings, change in sex drive, change in body temperature...aren't these signs of menopause? My ob-gyn doesn't think it's menopause but...she's a quack!
She prescribed Evening Primrose Oil for my breast tenderness. When I went into the health food store I was really looking for oil...you know, to rub on my jiggly jubblies. Ha, come to find out that they are these big horse pills...apparently the oil is inside the gell encasing. I don't know what the pills are that are for prescribed hormonal changes... but I'd rather stick to my evening primrose oil for my self diagnosis of menopause hormal imbalances for now. My headlights aren't as sore as they have been since I have been taking them. The oil also helps with alcoholism...helps with the withdrawl process...hmmm, y'all know I am an alcoholic right...no, fa real! This stuff helps all the way around it would seem, since it helps with attention deficit disorder as well.
While I was there I also picked up some E vitamins and some B12 for Dude...might as well knock out everything with one-stop shopping.
# posted by Blah Blah Blah : 3:13 AM
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Um... far be it for me to be the amateur doctor next to your obvious expertise, but aside from the nipple thing, alot of these symptoms sound very close to when my mom was diagnosed as bipolar. Just something to think about...
One stop shopping tho? LMFAO!
One stop shopping tho? LMFAO!
this is funny with a side of serious...I've had hot flashes for years...nothing to do with age.
my best to you.....
my best to you.....
whatever you do, don't start using that estrogen cream, it's linked to cancer!
try taking flax seed oil and eating some soy, your natural estrogen levels might be off, but nothing you said sounds like menopause to me. But what do I know?
try taking flax seed oil and eating some soy, your natural estrogen levels might be off, but nothing you said sounds like menopause to me. But what do I know?
Evening Primrose Oil can be found at natural grocer's or Whole Foods. You can also get some with Omega 3 and Flax, it's called BARLEANS "Women's Essential" something - in the refrigerated vitamin section of Whole Foods or a natural grocer. That may help with your moods.
Nothing wrong with a healthy sex drive. Or being "emotional" - you just peeling away layers that's been covered up for along time (I been there before) Just surrender to it and go where it takes you. *hugs*
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Nothing wrong with a healthy sex drive. Or being "emotional" - you just peeling away layers that's been covered up for along time (I been there before) Just surrender to it and go where it takes you. *hugs*
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