Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Madness & The Way It Goes
Now I don’t normally critique Madness (read: porn)…matter of fact, other than the Madness I was watching where the woman had some ghetto tattoos around the areola of her nipples…Madness is ok with me.
However, this afternoon I was sitting and watching some Madness on the laptop while also watching King of Queens on tv… I ran across a video of a black man with a big ass thingy…and he was getting some head from an older white lady…older meaning 40 something…
Anyway…in the midst of getting his thingy slobbered down…he starts to talk to her…about…
Sucking his ni99er cock.
THE HELL???!!
He kept asking her to tell him she liked sucking his ni99ER cock. For the longest time she just kept saying what he wanted except the part about “ni99er”. I was just sitting there irritated but still…I watched. I was waiting for her to say it though. LOL
I mean, I sort of was like…she bet’ NOT say it.
She did.
Then after a while she was just saying it on her own without him asking… “I want this ni99er dick in my white puzzy.” Then she switched up by saying…“you like this white puzzy?”
I was too done!! Mad? No. Just incredulous
Budda…it REALLY was a big ass ni99a dick…so…I didn’t stop the video…I just turned off the volume. *smh*
Towards the end I turned the volume back on and I caught him in the middle of saying…he likes her old ass puzzy.
Madness is crazy!!! I need to stop watching it, my brain is going to mush.
With that said…I didn’t make it through Lent; no red meat and no alcohol and no cussing.
I swear to myself that I will make it up to myself. I am ashamed that I couldn’t sacrifice a “want” for 40 days.
Last night while sitting on the couch, eating a slim jim and drinking champagne out of the bottle as I watched Madagascar 2 at 2am…I realized that me going back to work…is going to be hard as hell. I very well might need to find me a side piece to make up for the loss of dividends, should I not get a job soon. Just a thought.
I was drinking champagne straight from the head because…as we all know…being in something with some one isn’t always warm and fuzzy.
If you bring something up…be prepared to talk it through to completion. Don’t pick an argument with me and then want to deflect when your own shit is brought to light. With that, I still walked away knowing I didn’t get my answer verbally from his lips…but I did get my answer by his effort at trying to avoid the question. I know when a question hasn’t been answered regardless how long you postulate about me. All that hot air and you think I was fooled into believing I had:
1. forgot the original question or
2. thought you had answered the question somewhere in that long-winded vague bullshit or
3. get so defensive about what he's saying regarding me that I am either guilty enough to drop the topic or guitly enough to try to explain some made-up point.
C’mon Dude, have more faith in my intelligence.
I finally had to stop him and say… “Ok, I hear what you are saying but obviously you forgot what I asked because you have yet to answer a yes or no question.”
He got mad and pouty and said he answered and I just don’t listen to him. Of course, I had to bullet point everything he said…then asked him where in all that bullshit did he answer my question.
To which he proceeds to ask me, why does everything he say have to be bullshit?…
Which once again starts to take the focus off the main question and has him thinking once again that I will get caught up in this sidebar conversation and forget that ONCE AGAIN…he hasn’t answer my original question yet.
Thing is…I have been in this same situation with every man that I have dealt with. In the back of my mind I am mentally just shaking my head and thinking…here we go again and I am going to have to walk him through this like a mother would a child. And as in those cases…that is crazy because this man is older than me!
He knows that I know. He does give me credit for being intelligent enough to know when shit is being avoided. His trick (he thinks) is to get me either tired, exasperated, upset or mad enough that I will just say fuck it…and drop the whole thing. Although, he is getting to know me well enough that IF that happens…it’s not forgotten and will come back up a couple more times…just because he avoided it the first time. In which case…I know that I have given him sufficient time to come up with a suitable answer. So he’s not fooling anyone…
Goes back to, he already answered the question with his refusal to answer it. He hasn’t gotten that part yet. So, regardless what reasonable answer he comes up with later…I’ll always go back to his non-verbal answer he first gave.
Complicated? I’d say yes but because I have dealt with it before…and more pointedly…dealt with him and know how he is…I get it and I see why he does the things he does. Do I agree? No. But I at least understand it enough not to take a fork to his jugular
Because I am irritated and still slightly mad… needing a high and to laugh and I being slightly hungry…
It’s champagne and slim jim’s at 2 in the morning…laughing my ass off at the lemurs and the penguins… “I like my nuts served on a silver platter!”
*SIDENOTE: Do all my post have mention of alcohol in them? Don’t answer. Was just another…thought.
However, this afternoon I was sitting and watching some Madness on the laptop while also watching King of Queens on tv… I ran across a video of a black man with a big ass thingy…and he was getting some head from an older white lady…older meaning 40 something…
Anyway…in the midst of getting his thingy slobbered down…he starts to talk to her…about…
Sucking his ni99er cock.
THE HELL???!!
He kept asking her to tell him she liked sucking his ni99ER cock. For the longest time she just kept saying what he wanted except the part about “ni99er”. I was just sitting there irritated but still…I watched. I was waiting for her to say it though. LOL
I mean, I sort of was like…she bet’ NOT say it.
She did.
Then after a while she was just saying it on her own without him asking… “I want this ni99er dick in my white puzzy.” Then she switched up by saying…“you like this white puzzy?”
I was too done!! Mad? No. Just incredulous
Budda…it REALLY was a big ass ni99a dick…so…I didn’t stop the video…I just turned off the volume. *smh*
Towards the end I turned the volume back on and I caught him in the middle of saying…he likes her old ass puzzy.
Madness is crazy!!! I need to stop watching it, my brain is going to mush.
With that said…I didn’t make it through Lent; no red meat and no alcohol and no cussing.
I swear to myself that I will make it up to myself. I am ashamed that I couldn’t sacrifice a “want” for 40 days.
Last night while sitting on the couch, eating a slim jim and drinking champagne out of the bottle as I watched Madagascar 2 at 2am…I realized that me going back to work…is going to be hard as hell. I very well might need to find me a side piece to make up for the loss of dividends, should I not get a job soon. Just a thought.
I was drinking champagne straight from the head because…as we all know…being in something with some one isn’t always warm and fuzzy.
If you bring something up…be prepared to talk it through to completion. Don’t pick an argument with me and then want to deflect when your own shit is brought to light. With that, I still walked away knowing I didn’t get my answer verbally from his lips…but I did get my answer by his effort at trying to avoid the question. I know when a question hasn’t been answered regardless how long you postulate about me. All that hot air and you think I was fooled into believing I had:
1. forgot the original question or
2. thought you had answered the question somewhere in that long-winded vague bullshit or
3. get so defensive about what he's saying regarding me that I am either guilty enough to drop the topic or guitly enough to try to explain some made-up point.
C’mon Dude, have more faith in my intelligence.
I finally had to stop him and say… “Ok, I hear what you are saying but obviously you forgot what I asked because you have yet to answer a yes or no question.”
He got mad and pouty and said he answered and I just don’t listen to him. Of course, I had to bullet point everything he said…then asked him where in all that bullshit did he answer my question.
To which he proceeds to ask me, why does everything he say have to be bullshit?…
Which once again starts to take the focus off the main question and has him thinking once again that I will get caught up in this sidebar conversation and forget that ONCE AGAIN…he hasn’t answer my original question yet.
Thing is…I have been in this same situation with every man that I have dealt with. In the back of my mind I am mentally just shaking my head and thinking…here we go again and I am going to have to walk him through this like a mother would a child. And as in those cases…that is crazy because this man is older than me!
He knows that I know. He does give me credit for being intelligent enough to know when shit is being avoided. His trick (he thinks) is to get me either tired, exasperated, upset or mad enough that I will just say fuck it…and drop the whole thing. Although, he is getting to know me well enough that IF that happens…it’s not forgotten and will come back up a couple more times…just because he avoided it the first time. In which case…I know that I have given him sufficient time to come up with a suitable answer. So he’s not fooling anyone…
Goes back to, he already answered the question with his refusal to answer it. He hasn’t gotten that part yet. So, regardless what reasonable answer he comes up with later…I’ll always go back to his non-verbal answer he first gave.
Complicated? I’d say yes but because I have dealt with it before…and more pointedly…dealt with him and know how he is…I get it and I see why he does the things he does. Do I agree? No. But I at least understand it enough not to take a fork to his jugular
Because I am irritated and still slightly mad… needing a high and to laugh and I being slightly hungry…
It’s champagne and slim jim’s at 2 in the morning…laughing my ass off at the lemurs and the penguins… “I like my nuts served on a silver platter!”
*SIDENOTE: Do all my post have mention of alcohol in them? Don’t answer. Was just another…thought.
# posted by Blah Blah Blah : 1:09 PM
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Champagne and Slim Jim at 2Am... Mmmm! My kind of life.
Besided, relationships are HARD as hell... we can use all the champagne we get... Jesus understands that.
:)
Besided, relationships are HARD as hell... we can use all the champagne we get... Jesus understands that.
:)
It's not just Dude, it's all those bastards. I end up saying "fuck it" and I put it on the shelf with the rest of the BS to be revisited at a later date.
Maybe if you just gave up one of those things for lent it would've been easier. What do I know? I was supposed to give up alcohol for the month of March (not lent) and I slipped six days in with a dirty martini and a glass of chardonnay. Whatever.
Maybe if you just gave up one of those things for lent it would've been easier. What do I know? I was supposed to give up alcohol for the month of March (not lent) and I slipped six days in with a dirty martini and a glass of chardonnay. Whatever.
Well damn.....I've been over here trying to keep up with Chele on giving up shit and she done slipped.
Now I find out that everybody's slippin! I don't feel bad about still cussing (I really did try to stop this month...I really did).
And I think you have some damn good restraint....because I get sick of trying to get the answer to the initial question and just walk away mad as hell.
Now I find out that everybody's slippin! I don't feel bad about still cussing (I really did try to stop this month...I really did).
And I think you have some damn good restraint....because I get sick of trying to get the answer to the initial question and just walk away mad as hell.
i doubt your brain will turn to mush from the madness because madness is definitely a no-brainer sport. other than that, im glad to see we continue to land the 'same' job: professional job seeker and shyt.
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