Sunday, October 11, 2009
Aye Aye, Capitán!
I call myself going on a date…well...it isn’t a date to me but I know it is for him. Either way, here I am dressed all basic…jeans, white sneakers, white t and a little jacket…I look like I have on my teenage daughters clothes…if I had a teenage daughter. I haven’t been out of the house since forever and I have been sick…since forever…well 11 days is forever to me and I have cabin fever…so I initiated a conversation that I am sure would have never taken place had I not…reached out.
I am bored and tired of this condo I tell ya!!
Well, I had just gotten off the phone with fireman and he’d told me that if I take a couple of shots of Cpt Morgans…I won’t cough.
As some of you know from talking to me…I cough up a lung every time I talk…mild case of bronchitis since flu is slowly…s.l.o.w.l.y. leaving my body… (and maybe a slight case of pink eye...odd.) Since I have been either in a medicated high or a drunk ass high from hot toddies…I happen to have Cpt. Morgans Black Cask 100 Proof sitting all snuggly on my counter looking at me with that pirates smirk and swarthy sex appeal exuding from under his cap…
So my shot glasses are actually 2 shots deep. Me and my heavy hand…double downed the Captain…twice. I slurped down all the Captains juices and wondered how long before I could get me some more of that good stuff that the Captain was so ready to put to my lips…make me open up wide and take straight to the back of the throat.
So…he says, I want to go to the movie…I want you to come with…and I want you to let me touch you in the dark while we laugh…
Since the last time I had a man touch me…I’ve not let a man touch me…since.
So, I’m game...for a movie…and at the moment he called and asked…I was game for touching. Problem is…I am here waiting on him to pick me up…and I am no longer game for…touching. Muchless, umm, even holding my hand. Muchless-less, even making conversation.
Maybe I should flask it to the movies…
LOL
What say you Capitán??
# posted by Blah Blah Blah : 6:52 PM
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@KS: I actually had the last 2 shots while waiting. I was real tempted to have him stop off at the liquor store one the way to the movies...
How ghetto is that?!
@Chele: I did go to the movies...and coughed my way all the way thru it...I knew I should have kept my sick ass home.
@BB: The Captain treated me wonderfully...was the date I could have done with out...but the movie was hilarious.
I think you need to get in contact with the Cpt...as often as possible.
How ghetto is that?!
@Chele: I did go to the movies...and coughed my way all the way thru it...I knew I should have kept my sick ass home.
@BB: The Captain treated me wonderfully...was the date I could have done with out...but the movie was hilarious.
I think you need to get in contact with the Cpt...as often as possible.
Is it me? Am I just being overly sensitive? I think I would be highly upset if someone had to get drunk just to go out with me. Not that it hasn't happened before, but at least I knew I was probably getting what I was really after later on, but still it didn't do much for the ego. At least you had good time even if you were still recuperating.
Next time, have him come over with a non-bootleg DVD and something to eat and drink and with his hands ready to do a foot rub. It'll be a lot less taxing on your body and if he's good, that cabin fever thing will just disappear.
Next time, have him come over with a non-bootleg DVD and something to eat and drink and with his hands ready to do a foot rub. It'll be a lot less taxing on your body and if he's good, that cabin fever thing will just disappear.
@Curious: No no no, you have it all wrong. What he should be offended at, was the fact that the ONLY reason I contacted him was because I was bored.
Drinking the Captain was what came after I'd already said yes.
Umm, by the end of the date...I remembered why he was on the "do not fly" list. He ain't allowed in my house for movies, foot rubs, drinks/food or anything else.
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Drinking the Captain was what came after I'd already said yes.
Umm, by the end of the date...I remembered why he was on the "do not fly" list. He ain't allowed in my house for movies, foot rubs, drinks/food or anything else.
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